A hot straight journalist named Marty Beckerman tried out the facial first-hand. His Russian facialist extols the hydrating, protective benefits of semen, adding that he has to walk around with jizz-face all day to get the most bang for his buck. The Norweigan company that produces spermine says that the substance is synthetic, but also pretty much identical to real-life semen at the molecular level.
Anyway, watch the video below, which gets really annoying when gay-faced Marty feels compelled to pull a “no homo” by invoking pussy and fake-puking in the toilet.
Big surprise: I've watched this 1000 times since last night.
His voice will give you nightmares, but his body will give you wet dreams. Video of Reese Rideout expressing his love for bananas below.
It's been watched more times in a single month than any other movie--gay or straight--in AEBN history. If you like seeing "over a gallon of cum" pumped up a "ravenous young ass," you'll love "1000 Load Fuck"! Video below.
The abmazing top stud porn star filmed himself getting a new tattoo on his hand that reads, "P-O-W-E-R F-U-C-K." Subtle, yes, but that's what tattoos are all about.
God bless our troops. I want to eat them all. Here's a soldier in Afghanistan licking his medic's foot for $20.