Y’all remember those series of extremely vague social media posts that a bunch of porn stars were making last week? Performers like Max Konnor, Drew Valentino, and Cole Connor all posted the same mysterious graphic that featured some type of locked door with overlaying text that read “NOTHING STAYS HIDDEN FOREVER.” Well, now we have some answers about what those posts actually meant… Or at least we have some answers.
Many of those same porn hotties like Beau Butler, Andre Donovan, Chris Damned, Pierce Paris, Pheonix Fellington, Grayson Lange, and Dillon Diaz that shared the original graphic are now taking to social media to share a new piece of content. The posts all feature the same video of a drone shot that’s following a car speeding down a dark road while the sounds of revving engines and blaring sirens fill the background. The 17-second video then ends with a gritty logo that reads RIDE or DIE. Take a look below:
You’ll think you know. RIDE OR DIE — a nine-part original series coming this spring from @Raging_Stallion.
Visit https://t.co/68UMBovllx to become an insider. #rideordie pic.twitter.com/SY3Hcui3ly
— Raging Stallion (@Raging_Stallion) January 28, 2022
Various captions for these videos confirm that all these posts relate to a huge Raging Stallion series that’s coming out later this spring. They all read that RIDE or DIE, the series’ apparent title, will act as an original series for the scruffy bareback site that features a whopping nine different scenes.
You’ll think you know. ▪️ RIDE OR DIE — a nine-part original series coming this spring from @Raging_Stallion. Visit https://t.co/2iNZ8CDaBn to become an insider. #rideordie pic.twitter.com/z8YFMvwSlR
— Chris Damned (40% off New OF Subscriptions) (@chris_damned) January 28, 2022
Even with this title and the accompanying video, we’re still unsure about what the actual RIDE or DIE series will be about. Based on this car-centic clip alone, one would think that we’re about to get some type of Fast & Furious project, but Raging Stallion literally just came out with the Fuck Me Fast & Furious film and I just can’t imagine that any studio would invest that much time into making that many different Vin Diesel parodies in the same calendar year. (Although, as a major stan of terrible cinema and action films, I would openly welcome 500 different Fast parodies at every available opportunity. That being said though, I fully doubt that this is actually going to happen.)
You’ll think you know. RIDE OR DIE — a nine-part original series coming this spring from @Raging_Stallion.
Visit https://t.co/9KTW4MPd98 to become an insider. #rideordie pic.twitter.com/H19Ha5ege3
— Andre Donovan (@AndreDonovanXO) January 28, 2022
In addition to the video, Raging Stallion also released a special webpage for this new mega-project. On the top bar of the Raging site, fans can click “Ride or Die” and be directed to a page that lets them view that vroom vroom teaser video. The page also lets you enter anyone enter their email to receive future updates about this mysterious project and, according to the many captions about this series, become “an insider.”
You’ll think you know. ▪️ RIDE OR DIE — a nine-part original series coming this spring from @Raging_Stallion. Visit https://t.co/HHi5tYEzkE to become an insider. #rideordie pic.twitter.com/t6Ey1X3WcR
— (@PierceParisXXX) January 28, 2022
So what do you think this project is going to be about? Do you think it’s going to be related to any type of Fast & Furious property? Besides all the performers who have been sharing info about this series, who are you hoping will show up in RIDE or DIE? Sound off in the comments below with all your hot thoughts and be sure to head over to the RIDE or DIE page on RagingStallion.com to become a true RIDE or DIE insider.
I think ChiChi LaRue should do a watersports musical and call it ON A QUEER GAY YOU CAN PEE FOREVER.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
If I had to take a guess, it would be someone bottoming. That someone is either one of 2 first mentioned: Max or Drew V.