The conversion therapy advocate and ex-gay preacher has been arrested three times for his public dick-lust and gotten banned from a 24-Hour Fitness in Santa Rosa because he’s bad at being discreet.
The title of one of Manning’s godly self-help DVDs is “My Eyes See You,” which is funny because his eyes also want to see you in the steam room. The gym banned him for one year in 2005, and since the horndog clearly does not spend time in the workout area, his blacklisting clearly arose from his actions in the locker room.
Though the records are murky and incomplete, the folks at ExGayWatch state that they have been in contact with a straight 22-year-old who got groped by Manning in public. That incident led to one of Manning’s three arrests — in 1998, 2000 and 2005 — for lewd conduct in public. The pastor also claims he had HIV until God healed him. There’s no evidence he ever had HIV, but, yeah, sure! We suppose we’d also let Jesus fuck us with a condom too.
It’s not that we think Matthew is a loser because he’s too much of a pussy to come out of the closet — rather, we think he’s a loser because we’ve had tons of slutty encounters in parks and locker rooms without getting arrested or banned from the gym.
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