Colin Nissan over at McSweeney’s has some tips, like enhancing your power position with an aquarium in the far left corner and building harmony from the outside in with some nice perennials and clearing the clutter:

When you clear clutter, you clear your mind. For example, once you remove the lithium from your batteries and finish stirring it into the pitcher of ammonia, throw out the battery shells. Eliminate the flow-choking mess and the risk of chemical burns in one practical step. Same goes for lab glassware and rubber tubing. Who wants to start out a 14-hour meth-making session by doing dishes?

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