Fine, Fleshbot

Wolf, we have a new offer: $60.

Should you have the audacity to turn that princely sum down, Wolfie, then hey, no biggie.  See that hunk pictured on the left?  That’s Nash Lawler, NakedSword’s Mr. January.  And it just so happens that Nash called us yesterday, on an actual telephone, letting us know that he’d be happy to go as our date if you for some reason turn us down.

Besides, we don’t have the time for these silly games. We’re kind of busy right now trying to find a dildo big enough to accomodate our scheduled threesome with Margaret Cho and Janice Dickinson at the GayVNs in March.

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3 thoughts on “Fine, Fleshbot”

  1. How quickly they forget you once they’ve had you… Sword, you wont have to pay me anything to be your date. In fact I’ll bring along a friend as well because I know how kinky you are, Bruno Bond. Something tried and true. Something new. You can borrow a limo to get us to red carpet… and I’ll bring a copy of Blue Movie for the DVD player…. sound like a fun date? BACK ME UP HERE!

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