Which makes Mrs-O.org our new favorite site. Having a fierce, fit, black First Lady is exciting, as the batshit insane bloggers behind Mrs.-0 would no doubt agree. Every time Michelle steps out, these freaks find out what she’s wearing, how much she paid for it and where you can get it. Then the equally insane readers vote on the outfit, juding its stylistic success.
A characteristic excerpt:
The day before the election, Mrs. O again dressed in a quite casual look. Above she wears a turquoise three-quarter length sleeve tee (which looks familiar from last Thursday’s half hour Obama infomercial) paired with grey slacks, silver flats and her signature necklaces.
The blog may seem superfluous, but it seems to be filling a much-needed niche. People want to know what she’s wearing. The day after she went on Leno and talked about her J-Crew “ensemble,” traffic to the retailer’s website sky-rocketed, and the yellow cardigan she was wearing received nearly five times as many hits as it had the day before. And a black and white floral print dress she wore to The View sold out in a matter of days.
The highest-rated outfit on the entire site, which received a perfect 5 out of 5 stars, was the one pictured here, at right. And where did she wear it? That’s right: an LGBT luncheon at the Democratic National Convention. In true diva form, this bitch saves her best gear for the gays.
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