Fleshjack’s LaunchPad iPad Mount Thing: Necessary, Or Not?

I’m pretty sure a lot of you take your iPads to bed for jerkoff purposes, so riddle me this: Would you buy Fleshjack’s new iPad mount thing, which enables you to fuck your iPad, sort of, with one hand.

The Fleshlight gets inserted in a holder underneath the iPad, you see, and the company’s been sending the new LaunchPads around to porn stars to demo and tweet about. You could turn some porn on, and then bounce your iPad up and down on your dick with the device, or, you know, keep the iPad stationary on the bed while you fuck it.

And the device provides the added bonus of being able to Skype with someone and jerk off at the same time, or, basically, have completely safe virtual sex together. This would be especially handy for cam shows, I’d imagine. But as for watching porn? What do you think?

See the very hetero promo vid below. Turn the volume down if your ears are offended by high-pitched women’s voices.

And you can go buy one here.

 

 

6 thoughts on “Fleshjack’s LaunchPad iPad Mount Thing: Necessary, Or Not?”

  1. Now you can fuck apple the way they fuck you.

    That should be the tag line to sell this junk(mount not fleshjack, I love my fleshjack).

  2. That thing looks like it requires so much effort to set up and use that your gonna loose your boner getting it going. Waste of $$$ too. By the time you spend your money to get it you won’t have any left to get some good porn.

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