Fleshlight Willing To Pay $1M For Lindsay Lohan Pussy Mold

Because that’s what people want to do, right? Imagine that they are having sex with Lindsay Lohan. A publicity stunt letter from Fleshlight:

Dear Ms. Lohan: We would very much like to invite you to become one of our Fleshlight Girls. […] Should you decide to join this club, we would offer you up to $1 million dollars for molds of your mouth, vagina, and butt. […] Your Fleshlight products would bring fantasies to reality as men across the world would be able to have fun with Lindsay Lohan!

Fun! That’s Lindsay Lohan. Will the openings of the Fleshlights be covered in scabs, meth dust, and delusion?

ADDED: Hahaha…sorry if you read my headline the wrong way. Maybe I should change it to “Fleshlight Willing To Pay $1M For Mold Of Lindsay Lohan’s Pussy”? I didn’t mean to infer that Lindsay Lohan’s pussy had mold. Or did I?

4 thoughts on “Fleshlight Willing To Pay $1M For Lindsay Lohan Pussy Mold”

  1. I wonder how actual adult performers (making whatever industry standard wages for these sortS of things) are affected when these stunt celebrity offers come out.

  2. well she got paid $1 million to bare it all for Playboy. I wouldn’t put it past her if she took up this offer. Although she’d probably offer only 1 of the 3 parts, or a $1 million for each. Either way her acting career has really gone downhill seeing as she is extremely unreliable and unstable. She got fired from a movie not too long ago b/c of her personal life and lack of respect for her career.

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