For $50, You Can Become Bros With Mason Wyler

After fucking Jesse Santana for his “final performance,” Mason Wyler has officially (for reals this time) retired (probably). What is he going to do now? He is going to talk to you guys on the phone, for fifty dollars. Who would’ve ever thought that Mason Wyler would end up working as a phone sex operator?

But it’s not just phone calls! Also, you will receive “exclusive pictures and/or videos” of Mason, and potentially meet Mason “face to face” when he travels “across the county for the sole purpose of meeting and hanging out with everybody who joins.” It’s all part of a new “club” that Mason is promoting on his blog, and a membership will set you back $49.99. If any of this sounds sort of familiar to you, it’s because it is! Back in 2009, Mason offered a similar deal to his fans (send money, become BFFs with Mason) but that didn’t really work out so well–Mason ended up having to refund several members their money.

This new offer might be more reliable however, considering that Mason is—if you can believe it—actually less slutty today than he was back in 2009, and isn’t as distracted by real life cock as he used to be. He’s also no longer a full time porn star, so he’s presumably got more free time on his hands to pay attention to his fans. Or, he just really needs $50 from each of you and this is a total scam. Who can say?! You won’t know unless you try him out. Could be worth it? Do it and tell me what happens!

[Mason Wyler: Join The Club]

10 thoughts on “For $50, You Can Become Bros With Mason Wyler”

  1. This seems a bit strange although it’s a nice story. But I had a question…and it’s just a minor snag. The story said 50 dollars for the membership and the story says 49.99. I was curious if there is somebody in the process that is picking up that penny? Maybe they’re using those extra pennies to buy that new villa they’ve always wanted in South America? I might join for 49.99 but that extra penny issue would really cause me to pause and think.

    For those of you who can’t take a joke..I was trying to be humorous somewhat

  2. whoever buys into this BS is just pathetic. With that much $$$ you can buy at least a months worth of porn on many websites.

  3. oh.. thats a bit pricey, considering the details of what you actually get are a bit shady.
    You might not get anything at all.

    Although, good on him for thinking outside the box… get that money.

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