Mr. Starr, who recently lost 100 lbs, is trying to save up $8,000 so that a plastic surgeon will make his saggy midsection desirable again. And rather doing what any normal person would do (since he’s “NEVER been good with money” and has “horrible credit score”) he’s becoming homeless to shore up his piggy bank.
And you’re supposed to feel bad for him, as evidenced by his pretty constant stream of whiney tweets like this:
That is, when he’s not busy cruising for bareback sex:
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.