The news that Francois is too cool to twitterate does not surprise me, but it still saddens me. Luckily, even without Francois, there’s still an ocean of genius porn star twitterations to swim through. (“I want to curl up in a ball and die,” anyone?)
But I would like to remind you, Francois, that Twitter would be the perfect place to upload photos of the “DUNB ASS – FUCKFACE – DEEP SHIT” American baristas who misrepresent your name on the grande lattes that you think we don’t care about:
Privacy (Francois Sagat)
Big surprise: I've watched this 1000 times since last night.
His voice will give you nightmares, but his body will give you wet dreams. Video of Reese Rideout expressing his love for bananas below.
It's been watched more times in a single month than any other movie--gay or straight--in AEBN history. If you like seeing "over a gallon of cum" pumped up a "ravenous young ass," you'll love "1000 Load Fuck"! Video below.
The abmazing top stud porn star filmed himself getting a new tattoo on his hand that reads, "P-O-W-E-R F-U-C-K." Subtle, yes, but that's what tattoos are all about.
God bless our troops. I want to eat them all. Here's a soldier in Afghanistan licking his medic's foot for $20.