“Robbie & Frankie: Bareback” Beyond The Pale

Frankie the freak & piglet Robbie have a sexual dynamic that is off the charts. The filming, however, goes beyond pale. If it was any more washed out, we’d be watching an X-Ray.

Let’s get this out of the way. They didn’t white balance the cameras before filming. That matters because white balancing syncs how the camera captures colors
with how our brains perceive them.

Too much on the blue side, as is the case today, destroys the vibrancy of especially skin tones making it look, and feel, less real. This sucks because there was plenty of good stuff happening today.

Here’s Robbie in the same room, this time with Joe, in as close to the same position and shot as I could match up.
The final result is a faded Instagram-like quality that obliterates the intensity of the action and renders the unscripted nuanced moments like a leering, banal smile or hooking a finger in a bossy bottom’s mouth feel flat instead of enveloping.

 
There are some focus issues. Some positions go on too long. Not all jizz blasts are captured well but – there’s a Mary Tyler Moore cumshot at the end that makes this scene seem worthwhile.

 
A GoPro in the car start is not only the best photography of the day, you can tell immediately Frankie & Robbie are ready not to just get down, but get piggy. Once in the X-Ray lab, Robbie’s mouth swallows Frankie’s dick and then his ass does the same.

 
Robbie’s big dong fired a huge nut on Frankie’s abs – which Robbie scoops up and smears into Frankie’s face in a sexually diabolical surprise.

 
Frankie keeps fucking and creams Robbie’s hole. And for all intents and purposes, they miss the actual blasting – which at this point is sadly, not a surprise.

 
A boxing break (don’t ask) outside leads to a hummer that becomes a raunchy rim job when they move inside. Frankie is buried in Robbie’s hole. Robbie is holding Frankie in place and blurts out, “don’t fucking take a breath before I let you” like a piglet who has now become a wild boar.

 
This leads to an extended and impressive multi-position fucking run by Frankie that gets Robbie to his second load. No, you didn’t miss it — the crew did. However, next Frankie pulls off one of his duplex cumshots and miracle of miracles, they caught it all. And so did Robbie. The first part he took on the chin. The second part got his face – his entire face.

The opening GoPro and closing BTS are in some ways as watchable as anything in between – which isn’t a good thing at all. Or as they said in “A Chorus Line,” “Well, fuck, ten, film, three. The crew should be on unemployment. Lensing for their own enjoyment. Cause this ain’t it, kids. This ain’t it.”

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