Phelps goes on to discuss a murderous conspiracy by the US goverment to
cover up man-eating alligators who were sent to eat the evil sinners,
but he lost us when he started playing MadLibs with Bible passages (“if
you substitute New Orleans with Esau in the following passage …”)
Given that New Orleans and Chi Chi LaRue celebrate Southern
Decadence every Labor Day but God only hits New Orleans with hurricanes
sometimes, we must have missed out on some real debauchery this year! Of
course, even a Hurricane like Gustav can’t compete with the blowing
power of Sister Roma who, before fleeing the city with the men of Hot
House, was able to crown a winner in the annual Big Dick Contest.
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If everyone (especially the gay media) would just ignore Phelps’ desperate bids for attention like this, he wouldn’t be nearly as well known as he is.
Don’t feed the trolls. Just saying.