Phelps goes on to discuss a murderous conspiracy by the US goverment to
cover up man-eating alligators who were sent to eat the evil sinners,
but he lost us when he started playing MadLibs with Bible passages (“if
you substitute New Orleans with Esau in the following passage …”)
Given that New Orleans and Chi Chi LaRue celebrate Southern
Decadence every Labor Day but God only hits New Orleans with hurricanes
sometimes, we must have missed out on some real debauchery this year! Of
course, even a Hurricane like Gustav can’t compete with the blowing
power of Sister Roma who, before fleeing the city with the men of Hot
House, was able to crown a winner in the annual Big Dick Contest.
Liveblogging Gay Marriage Day: Updates from the Front
Phelps Clan Not on Their A-Game
Not Even Hurricane Gustav Could Stop the Big Dick Contest (HotHouse
Thank God for Gustav (GodHatesFags.com)
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
Show me an anti-gay activist and I'll show you someone who likes to fuck male hookers. Unzipped has tracked down the rabid homophobe George Reker's hooker. Is it a coincidence that the muscle twink sort of looks like Jesus?
Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
Darren Chiacchia, an equestrian who won an Olympic bronze medal in Athens, failed to have the "I just tested positive for HIV" talk with his boyfriend, so his boyfriend went to the police.
Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.