The last time we covered a Freshman of the Year was when we announced the recent murder conviction of Mr. 2003, Marcus Allen. Hence the lack of criminals on this year’s list. And the fact that all the 2009 finalists are avowed homosexuals may stem from the small mound of flack that Freshman’s all-grown-up brother, Men Magazine, received last year after awarding “Man of the Year” to the married gay-for-pay hunk Reese Rideout. (For the record, The Sword loves that man.)
Given the hotties below, our money is on the dewy twunk Marcus Mojo. The other contestants include the beloved American Idol tranny Kirk Cummings, the mountain-wandering Zack Randall, Randy Blue’s Trent Davis and finally Dylan McLovin.
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Marcus and dylan
Angel – The Sword is not known for fact checking. They just make shit up.
Are you sure that Marcus and Dylan are homos? Because I could swear that they identify as straight.
Trent. Davis.