The last time we covered a Freshman of the Year was when we announced the recent murder conviction of Mr. 2003, Marcus Allen. Hence the lack of criminals on this year’s list. And the fact that all the 2009 finalists are avowed homosexuals may stem from the small mound of flack that Freshman’s all-grown-up brother, Men Magazine, received last year after awarding “Man of the Year” to the married gay-for-pay hunk Reese Rideout. (For the record, The Sword loves that man.)
Given the hotties below, our money is on the dewy twunk Marcus Mojo. The other contestants include the beloved American Idol tranny Kirk Cummings, the mountain-wandering Zack Randall, Randy Blue’s Trent Davis and finally Dylan McLovin.
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Based on how sad and alone their pictures make me feel, I'm awarding the gold medal in boyfriend self-portraits to Colin Quinn and Oisín Share from Manchester, England.
It turns out that 17-year-old "Hockey Kid Mikey" is really a 48-year-old man with a twisted hobby. This list of people he duped includes Outsports.com, Ben & Dave's Podcast, thousands of devoted readers...and me.
Polaroids are one of my favorite things. Bathhouses are another. Here are some never-before-seen candid images from a San Francisco bathhouse culture that would soon disappear.