The pool area was filled with porn stars — Collin O’Neal, Diesel Washington, Dean Coxxx, CJ Madison, Barrett Long, Nick Capra — as well as baby hookers from the greater Rentboy stable and a the ever-present Barrett-Long-chaser Bruce Vilanch (wearing a “Big Boned” t-shirt), so your Sword reporters quickly retreated backstage and ate cupcakes with said baby hookers.
After a few drinks, we thought we had the makings of a glorious photo essay. It proved to be as fuzzy as our memories of the night (thanks, Diesel).
Roma and a beautifully made up Vegan sandwhich Dean Coxxx.
Misty Eyes reaches into her purse for a little touch up.
In yet another sign of the recession, discounts are available for happy endings.
Cupcakes! For Nick Capra’s birthday, we think. The twinks and Bruce Vilanch made short work of these.
More cupcakes. Diesel didn’t eat any, we swear.
Dean Coxxx is heavenly.
A local show boy attempts a pieta with an imported hooker.
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.