The most recent issue weighed in at a comic-book-sized 64 pages; lately journalistic coups have included “Is there barebacking in Helsinki?”, a recommendation to get a tetanus shot and an investigative report into the whereabouts of lesbian crooner k.d. lang.
We’ve always respected The Advocate the way we respect that old drunk queen who hangs out at the Gangway sometimes and tells stories about clandestine gay ski trips he used to take with the boys in the 50s. He’s seen it all and has a few stories tell but we don’t need to hear them ten times and actually, we’re sorry, we really need to be somewhere so nice to meet you! Good luck with all that!
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.