It’s time for our second installment of “I think Colton Underwood is a waste of space, but I know a bunch of people on this blog will enjoy looking at him shirtless, so here yah go.”
Our first installment of this riveting series involved me talking about some of Colton’s shirtless workout pics back in May and this new installment is all about a sexy photoshoot that the newly out Bachelor star published on Instagram earlier this afternoon.
The photos are by Damon Baker and Nicola Formichetti (you can check them out on Instagram here and here) and feature the reality hunk/alleged stalker rocking a leather jacket, a cigar, and an incredibly hairy set of meaty pecs. Some shots even show Colton completely naked with only a jacket covering his meat with other shots showing him wearing black gym shorts – but unfortunately for y’all, there’s no VPL that’s present in the gym short pics.
Take a look at the giant collection of snapshots below:
So what do you think about these pics? Do you think he’s hot? Do you think he’s a creep? Do you think he looks like his GBFF Gus Kenworthy? Sound off in the comments below with your thoughts.
5th photo down … dirty finger nails … yuke
Perfectly handsome and hot guy… but WHY the f**k to they keep switching the image left and right, so his earring in on one side here, but the opposite side there? Moronic photo editors…
There are earrings on both ears
Smokes cigars my kind of man ..
Will do porn within 3 years…
Probably onlyfans.
No dick pics who the fuck cares? Give it awhile and he drops off the radar and then return will return showing all! It’s the same with all celebs when the attention drops off.
Well isn’t it about time Colton Underwood took a deep dive. Really he’s a very attractive guy, well built and seems to have his head in the right place. Hopefully he stays ‘inkless’. Tattoos destroy such a nice looking guy. There must be some naked candid cam locker room and shower shots of Colton in the nude. Nude photos on the evening news, ah we all can hope.
Give it a little bit and there will be pics of him bottoming in a public bathroom in no time.
I don’t give a shit what he did. He’s hot, and I enjoy looking at him. Maybe on the current season’s “Bachelorette” the male virgin will come out, too.
He looks like a complete fool. Just remember, right before he uh, came out, he lied to get on t.v. wanted to save himself for marriage, claimed to have these great christian beliefs, believed gay people should be denied rights and that gay people were sinner’s. Now he is like, look at me and my smile, im now gay, it was so hard to come out, let me be your next poster boy. Sit the fuck down, shut up, and go away. This clown is the LAST person I want representing the gay community. Get lost and fuck off.
Maybe you aren’t old enough but that is the modus operandi of a lot of the tribe raised in a very religious family. It is called denial and over compensation.
It is kinda of a get a fresh start card when they come out. We all have pasts.
That didn’t take long! He just opened the door from his conservative, christian, I’m saving myself for marriage, gays are going to hell bs to a gay whore in record time. He needs to take a seat, a long one and go away. His personality and past makes him completely nauseating. Colton why don’t you and Aaron Shock go find a table for two, in a trash dump.
The first photo with that jacket over his head/neck is awful, he looks like a retard. The rest are fine and some are actually hot. The stache is stupid though and I think he looks better in color. His last set of photos were better.
Excuse me gay white men…this IS your community…shallow, vapid, performative and desperate for attention…
Sad, but true. Yuck!
Oh, ALL gay, white men are like this, is that what you are saying? And just what is your community? Perhaps it’s men who sit on their asses and hide, do nothing, and then complain that they are not included.
Take a seat moon pie.
Sadly there are so many jealous guys here who’re downright jealous.
of other peoples successes, good looks or a myriad of thing. It seems the gay community and many gay men in general have hang ups and put others down as manifestations of their own insecurities. Really let Colton Underwood enjoy his time in the limelight. Most of us could only dream of the successes he’s gotten at only 29 years old.
And yet, here you are.
Sad that you see the community separated by race. Those that forget, or more likely in this case willfully ignorant of it, history are bound to repeat it.
Separating us into smaller tribes is a way to weaken us….I’ll be fine I got a silver in the genetic lottery; will you be?
Why is it that when most gay men in the public eye come out feel that they need to do the shirtless or semi-nude photo spread? It’s not going to endear them to anyone. If his agents think this will make him popular and make people forget about his negative conservative affiliations, they are sadly mistaken.
Oh sadly op doesn’t see the irony.
I don’t like derogatory words as a rule, but this is the very definition of a faggot, in my mind. I really hope that gay media stops supporting and writing about him, but since he, and they, and The Sword’s function is to produce profit, you and they will still cover him at every opportunity.
He’ll be seen hanging out with Aaron Schock in 3…2…1….
Sorry but he gives the gay community a bad name. For someone who hid behind his so called bs faith to now acting like a whore is just hilarious. He is a bore and needs to get lost. He is a liar and will always be a liar. Barf!
Yeah sure he’s a handsome guy… But he was a vapid douche when he was the Bachelor, now that we attend the same church, doesn’t change that opinion. And that he’s got Gus as his gay Henry Higgins, doesn’t change that opinion either. When will the Sword start posting pics of him and Aaron Schock in PVR? It’s been a while since you’ve done a bit on “news” item on him.
TRASH!
Can he please just go away??!!
He’s definitely an attractive man, and shows a number of different “looks” with a broad range of facial and physical “expressions.” The photographers did a GREAT job in presenting in B&W! I love that format! He clearly won’t be everyone’s “cup of tea,” but I’ll certainly enjoy looking at any more stuff he puts out for view…yup, as I said already, “definitely attractive”!
He’s pretty… and like most “reality show personalities”, trying to ride the “5 minutes of fame/Hollywood Wave” to bigger & better things. I don’t really blame him… given the opportunity… and similar looks… I’d probably do the same.
Love the honesty well done sir.