A puppy-faced cub deputy named Jonathan Bleiweiss is a hero of the Florida gay community because he does lots of charity work for things like AIDS. But because all homos learn sooner or later that sex is more fulfilling than activism, Bleiweiss began to train his eye on several illegal immigrants who allege that the he threatened them with deportation unless they gave in to his pervy advances.
The fiery latins claim that Bleiweiss would get frisky while frisking them down at traffic stops, then ask them for their numbers and meet up with them later for some sexy time. He would whisper things in Spanish during sex and act like a jilted lover when his victims wouldn’t return his calls, texting them things like, “Que pasa, amigo?” Which is weird — we’ve always preferred “papi.”
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