Seven Cucumber Pornos You Should Watch Right Now

Fucking yourself with a dildo? That’s so boring and stale. Fucking yourself with a hearty cucumber from the local farmer’s market? That’s fresh, of the moment, and something we need to celebrate!

So for today’s perverted list, we’re going to be taking a look at seven must-watch gay porn videos that feature men getting destroyed by some thick and long cucumbers. These vids all come from top sites like NakedSword, Next Door Studios, and Men.com, but no matter their source, they all feature some hot hunks fucking themselves, fucking someone else, or simply just sucking off this iconic green fruit. (Yes, it’s a fruit.)

Get a look at all the cucumber videos listed below (in no particular order), watch them all on their respective sites, and be sure to let us know your all-time favorite cucumber fuck vid down in the comments!

1) Wank Parties Plus From Prague 42

We’re starting off this list with what is probably my favorite cucumber scene we’re going to be talking about today. It features Ivan Jedlik, Jan Nurad, Klark Junak, and Gabriel Gusek in a bareback kitchen floor fourgy and Jan Nurad getting his hole stretched out by a delicious cucumber. The young man’s sexy thighs are thrown in the air as he lays on the kitchen counter while the green food is pumped in and out of his eager hole. This is a 10/10 scene and if you’re gonna get off to any type of culinary porn, you might as well make it this one. [Watch at NakedSword]

2) Losing My Cherry

Sometimes prep work in the kitchen can get a little suggestive, especially when you’re pulling out massive cucumbers that you’d love to shove up your ass. Kaden Bailey and Danny Cunningham give in to the temptation of their suggestive green dish and use the organic dildo for a considerable amount of the scene before using their dicks to fuck on the kitchen floor. [Watch at NakedSword]

3) FamChaser 8: Sex Ed

We just told you about this scene back in April, but we can’t resist a Ty Mitchell vehicle, so we’ll just have to talk about it again. This vid features Ty going to his stepdad for some help on his sex ed schoolwork before Ty decides to take a hands-on approach to his learning. This POV-style video then shows you (the stepdad) walking in on Ty fucking himself with a long cucumber on the bathroom floor. [Watch at Men.com]

4) ΝΔΩ Fraternity Fantasies: Deepthroat It, Pledge

This Next Door Studios scene just dropped and features college hunks Justin Matthews and Trevor Harris engaging in from frat play. Justin has to teach Trevor a lesson about the importance of being punctual, so what better way to do that than by making him deepthroat a cucumber?! [Watch at Next Door Studios] 

5) Lost Innocence

This video is another favorite. I never had “using a cucumber and my dick to DP someone’s asshole” on my sexual bucket list until I watched this video, but you bet your ass that that weirdly specific sex act is on there now. [Watch at NakedSword]

6) Big Bear Men

If you wanted some truly vintage cucumber porn, then look no further. This retro scene features a model sucking on a carrot while anally swallowing what is probably the biggest cucumber included on this list. He likes em thick and so do we! [Watch at NakedSword]

7) Cockumber

This scene obviously has the best title of any video on this list. The premise of this bareback scene revolves around Ty Shine going over to Bruno Cartella’s house for some wet gardening fun. One thing leads to another and soon we see Bruno using a cucumber to show how big Ty’s dick is before shoving both the cucumber and Ty’s meat in his ass. [Watch at Men.com]