Yes, in a story from the animal kingdom that many of us might be able to relate to, two New Zealand Blue Ducks named Ben and Jerry have been “hanging out” in the UK bird sanctuary they call home, much to the chagrin of caretakers who were hoping that Cherry, the one remaining female of the species, would soon carry a clutch of their offspring.
The tone of the story, which comes from gay/tranny animal-friendly tabloid the UK Telegraph, kind of smacks of gay minstrelsy, no? Ben and Jerry apparently do a lot of “parading” and have “big personalities”–just like human fags:
‘They stay together all the time, parading up and down their enclosure and whistling to each other as a male might do with a female he wants to mate with,’ said [warden Paul Stevens]. ‘People who visit the centre think they’re a fantastic couple, without really coming around to the idea that they are two males. They both have very big personalities and people come from all over the country to come and see them. Cherry doesn’t seem bothered by it, she’s just happy to keep herself to herself…’
If you ask us, Cherry sounds like a frigid bitch and a humorless stick-in-the-mud who knits and drinks a lot of tea, and we wouldn’t fuck her if she was the last woman on earth either!
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