Gay First Date Occurs During Daylight Hours, Without Alcohol


This video got me thinking (sorry): I haven’t been on a first date with another man in broad daylight in, well, ever. Who does this? The two men above, apparently. (I also haven’t been on a date–in daytime or nighttime–with someone who was actually single since last November, but that is another story.) (I also haven’t been on a date with someone who was actually single that didn’t include alcohol since last June, but that is also another story.) The men above met over the internet, through Gay.com, and while I’ve never “dated” a man from the internet, I did “have sex” with one that I met on the internet, from Twitter.com. That would be embarrassing if the sex were bad. It wasn’t. “Where did you meet?” someone will ask the couple in the YouTube video 50 years from now. “The internet,” they’ll say. “Congratulations! What did/do you have in common?” “We like to pole dance; Britney. Also, we’re gay. After all, we met on Gay.com.”

Is this how people meet and “fall in love”? Am I doing it wrong? Why can’t I go on a date without being drunk, in the day, with someone who isn’t “in an open relationship” or “estranged” or “cheating on his boyfriend”? Or, is this just how people like this meet and fall in love? Because if this is just how people like this meet (honestly, look/listen at/to them!)…phew.

 

 

3 thoughts on “Gay First Date Occurs During Daylight Hours, Without Alcohol”

  1. Supposedly there’s these things called “coffee dates”. You met the person whose profile you’re interested in that you find online, without looking at any nude pics mind you, and just talk to them over coffee or tea in a public place that isn’t a bar nor has a back room. There’s NO alcohol involved and all you do is chit-chat. I suppose you discuss stuff like celebrity gossip and fashion advice. It’s like meeting your fag hag over brunch w/o a meal and isn’t on a weekend. What’s the point?

    Rumor has it people have something called the “3 date rule”. You don’t have oral/anal sex when you first meet. Get this: you have to go on three dates and only then will you may have sex. WTF? I know right! And, these dates are said to be joint meals together plus some sort of non-sexual activity with clothes on like hiking, going to a museum, or a non-pornographic movie. You don’t even have oral sex through out any of this crap. And the meals aren’t just some happy hour but ones with full-on courses like appetizer, lunch/dinner, and dessert.

    The strangest thing is meeting other dates through friends. If my friend thinks he’s not hot enough to have sex with himself, why would I? These are actual real-life friends and not trolling through the cute guys your friends are connected to on social networks. This is not friends with benefits but people you again share entire meals with and go on multiple occasions such as these before you have to ask yourself if you’re going to spit or swallow.

    It’s getting to be so archaic and complicated like those arranged marriages with such rules. Where do the poppers come in? How do I incorporate leather in all of this? When is group sex allowed? All these questions remain unanswered.

  2. As a person that has been a million “first dates” with people that I have met on the internet I just have to say that this video is the biggest piece of bullshit that I have ever seen. There is no way on earth that this is real. It’s hard enough getting to know someone without a camera being up your ass, and these “strangers” fall in love within the span of an hour while there’re being recorded :-/ Why does the internet think that I’m retarded?

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