Pat Bateman (left) incited lesbian-like indignance from hordes of gay men recently when he balanced a pussy mag on a studly trick’s back while pounding him doggy-style. Bateman seemed surprised that gay men would take offense to this hetero posturing, and he tried to make amends. As far as we were concerned, it was cum under the bridge.
But a recent uncovering of Bateman’s Rentboy profile makes things interesting. Under orientation he marks “bisexual,” not “straight.” Someone’s doing some inner pole-searching! Either Bateman is bi and coming to terms with it, or he’s as straight as ever but is becoming more hip to the needs of his more sensitive fans.
Unlike Bateman, perma-tanned amateur stud Cody Cummings hasn’t yet received a slap on the wrist from these nun-like gays. That’s probably about to change with his latest blog posting, in which he writes that “the worst part” about sleeping with men is…sleeping with men.
Am I bi? No, I’m not. In my personal life it’s just girls. How hard is it to shoot a scene with a guy when I’m not into it? I don’t know how to answer that. Hard, real hard, not to hard because I chose to do it. It is the worst part of my job. But I love this job. To stay hard I watch porn or go to that special place in my head. That’s the hard part … To stay hard and interact is the hard part. But I can do it … A part of me must be bi, right. It might only be 5%. But I have a couple budddies [who] would rob a bank before letting a guy give them head. Not me =)
Hear that clucking in the distance, Cody? That’s the sound of a bunch of Advocate subscribers coming to get you. Better find a fly swatter.
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It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.