Papa Armstrong comes home to find his son and his nephew have frittered the day away and neglected all of their chores. He’s not happy. But getting even is a lot more fun than getting mad for this dad. Watch out, boys.
Whatever sonny boy and cousin Luke were up to all day, it has nothing to do the bucket list Papa Armstrong left them.
He’s going to fix that by coming up with a new bucket list that’s more like a fuck-it list.
After all, this is Family Dick.
And when we’re talking about the Armstrong’s, the boys always make room for daddy.
“When daddy comes home after a long day, he’s amazed to find the place an absolute mess!”
“He needs both to have a clean house and to breed boy butt, so he has his boys draw straws to decide what each will do.”
<"One will be stuck cleaning and the other will have some sucking to do.”
“And a ride to take.”
“Then there’s the matter of giving stepdad the bouncy bounce.”
“Plus his hole.”
“Then, take his load.”
Even better, check out this special price to Family Dick in an exclusive deal here at The Sword.
Save 40% off the regular price while enjoying $17.87/month.
Nothing against Armstrong but I feel that he is overused at this point.
Ya’ll need jesus