The GayGamer blogger wrote that the contest was encouraging a bunch of awkward, sweaty geeks to molest the hapless women working the year’s largest comic convention. So he decided to enter the contest by submitting photos of himself with his own kind of booth babe:
Well, it turns out that GayGamer was selected as a runner-up in the contest, earning a $240 gift certificate and a limited edition T-shirt. He responded by refusing his award money and accusing contest organizers of picking him as a runner-up solely to save face among all the gay and female gamers who were rightly put off by this stupid contest. Kudos, GayGamer, for standing up for fags everywhere, and for fighting against the exploitation of booth babes, those filthy, worthless sluts!
Getting Tongue-in-Cheek With Booth Babes (Gay Gamer)
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.