Gay Hoopla’s Latest Bro, Austin, Is Probably Too Much of a Bro

“Sick, man. ‘Preciate it. ‘Preciate the opportunity.” This is how newcomer bro Austin introduces himself to the camera, and the hotel room where he’ll be jerking off, in GayHoopla’s latest solo scene.

Austin does, in fact, have an incredibly ripped, long and lean body. He appears to be approximately 7 feet tall.

His cock is ample. And by the way he fucks that pillow — one of GayHoopla’s established, signature shots at this point — you can tell he pounds pussies like a jackhammer, wherever it is that he’s from.

And holy shit is he a bro.

 

He’s, like, more bro than this:

 

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Or this:

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Austin The Ripped Gym Stud, is, in fact, more bro than this:

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Is it possible to be too bro-y to do straight-acting gay porn? This is a serious question.

And it looks like he’s been christened Austin Anderson, for porn purposes. We’ll have to wait and see if he ever comes back to fuck any butts. Just guessing: he will never bottom.

Here are the goods.


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[GayHoopla: Austin The Ripped Gym Stud]

 

12 thoughts on “Gay Hoopla’s Latest Bro, Austin, Is Probably Too Much of a Bro”

  1. I think Austin is HAF. I just hope de does more than a solo. He needs to fuck a hot man’s butt. Like Cole Money’s or JJ’s.

  2. Brah porn! That is the term that best describes GayHoopla. Those long legs of Austin seem to go on forever.. Austin is hot there is no question about that.

  3. Come on. He’s just another white guy. BTW, how come you never see Dmitry in porn scenes any more? LaEl too? I don’t understand why GayHoopla continues to under utilizes its best talent. When I look at a site Guys In Sweatpants, they see to be doing it right. Great hardcore scenes, simple modest and consistent vs GayHoopla. GayHoopla is stuck on boring solos, bad sex scenes and bad use of it most popular talent. Not wishing for GH’s demise, but I just don’t see it going anywhere.

    1. I agree with you. Some really hot men that are all being under-utilized in solos and badly done sex scenes. Very blah. I have to work too hard at my fantasies with these guys. They dont give you enough to go on. They could take some lessons from Next Door Studios or Icon Men, both of which do great themed movies & scenes.

  4. He’s fugly for sure, and what the hell did they do to his eyebrows? Probably does the whole “bro” act to make himself more appealing to the ladies – whatever skanky ones he tries to fuck. This is nonsense aimed at the gay guys who fantasize about straight guys who act like this. And the whole “bro” act is so old at this point. Who even does it anymore? And sure, it’d be great to get worked over by a straight douchebag, but there are hot, cool douchebag types and then this guy…

  5. He’s way hot. I like him. If he is going to work in gay porn, his average size cock will probably get him cast as a bottom more often than top.

  6. He’s tragically straight. Never set foot inside a West Elm. Doesn’t know who Madonna is. Seen every Transformers movie.

  7. Oversold! Too bad. Could come off as sexy, white frat “guy” persona! Is “bro” a watered-down version of “brotha?” Top skills? Not so much if the semi-jack hammering of that pillow is any indication. Has potential with the right bottom gay guy!

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