CockYourVote For The Win. Which Prize Has Your Name On It?

Tender young morsels or their handsome hung dads? Place your vote. Make your comment. And get what’s in their pants. Literally.

We have learned a lot on Mormon Mondays already. Missionary boys must demonstrate the appropriate submissiveness and an eagerness to prove their devotion. They do this to receive the highest honor of them all: ordination by insemination from the sexy, experienced men behind those mysterious white curtains.

In today’s CockYourVote, it’s the lads V. the dads. Which one do you want to take to the Temple mount?

The Sons:

Elder Sorenson

Elder Miller

Elder Stewart

 
The Daddies:

Bishop Angus

President Oaks

The Prizes:
From today through Monday, August 29th, three winners will be chosen at random from those who make a comment(s) on any MormonBoyz posts here at The Sword.

The grand prize is a set of authentic Magical Mormon Underwear. These temple garments that follow the precise LDS patterns, heirloom stitching techniques, and feature the traditional Masonic symbols hand-sewn on each garment. They will arrive packaged with a description of the actual Mormon underwear initiation ritual that includes nudity, biblical references, and magical expectations.

Two additional prizes include The Book of Mormon soundtrack. The show was awarded nine Tony Awards, one of which was for Best Musical, and a Grammy Award for Best Musical Theater Album. The original Broadway cast recording became the highest-charting Broadway cast album in over four decades, reaching number three on the Billboard charts.

You can also win a “Future Missionary” shirt for those recruitment missions when ordination by insemination yourself.

The winners will be chosen on Thursday, September 2. We will contact the winners by the email provided with the winning comments for size and shipping details. Again, three winners will be chosen at random from those who make a comment(s) on any MormonBoyz posts here at The Sword. Good luck!