Gay Penguin Baby-Stealers Allowed to Get Married

Yes, ladies and gays, denied proper adoption rights these two resorted to stealing other ladies’ eggs while they weren’t looking and hatching them and raising them as their own.  But now they’ve proved to be such able parents–and such a cute addition to the zoo–they’ve been allowed to have a marriage ceremony.

They’re pictured here being dressed and manipulated by a small Chinese girl, and already assuming gender roles, the top was dressed in a tie and the bottom was dressed in a red blouse–a traditional Chinese bridal color.  No word yet as to where they’re registered.  And while we’ll say that we really, *totally* happy for them, we wish they’d stop making such a proud spectacle of themselves and quit with all the Facebook updates like “we did this” and “we did that” and “isn’t my husband amazing.”  Dignity guys, please.

In related gay/tranny animal news, this hermaphrodite cardinal with bilateral symmetry–one half is red, like a male cardinal and one half is brown, like a female–was spotted in Illinois. No word as to the bird’s chosen gender identity or whether s/he hates the word ‘tranny.

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