Yes, ladies and gays, denied proper adoption rights these two resorted to stealing other ladies’ eggs while they weren’t looking and hatching them and raising them as their own. But now they’ve proved to be such able parents–and such a cute addition to the zoo–they’ve been allowed to have a marriage ceremony.
They’re pictured here being dressed and manipulated by a small Chinese girl, and already assuming gender roles, the top was dressed in a tie and the bottom was dressed in a red blouse–a traditional Chinese bridal color. No word yet as to where they’re registered. And while we’ll say that we really, *totally* happy for them, we wish they’d stop making such a proud spectacle of themselves and quit with all the Facebook updates like “we did this” and “we did that” and “isn’t my husband amazing.” Dignity guys, please.
In related gay/tranny animal news, this hermaphrodite cardinal with bilateral symmetry–one half is red, like a male cardinal and one half is brown, like a female–was spotted in Illinois. No word as to the bird’s chosen gender identity or whether s/he hates the word ‘tranny.‘
Gay Penguin Pair Tie the Knot (UK Sun)
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
Show me an anti-gay activist and I'll show you someone who likes to fuck male hookers. Unzipped has tracked down the rabid homophobe George Reker's hooker. Is it a coincidence that the muscle twink sort of looks like Jesus?
Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
Darren Chiacchia, an equestrian who won an Olympic bronze medal in Athens, failed to have the "I just tested positive for HIV" talk with his boyfriend, so his boyfriend went to the police.
Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.