Gay Porn Blind Items: End Of Summer Edition!

With Labor Day Weekend approaching, the end of summer is unfortunately upon us :(((  Lucky for you, I’ve been saving up all the rumors, all the gossip, and all the juicy inside dirt from the past three months to present to you now in the form of Gay Porn Blind Items: End of Summer Edition!

–Which high-profile porn star couple’s relationship is on the rocks now that one of them has become a director and has a major rep for “fluffing” the models on his shoots?

–This gay porn star was recently named one of the winners in a dildo contest and may be popular with fans, but he’s not popular with other porn stars. As of last count, 17 different gay porn stars have refused to work with him and canceled their scenes! (Hint: Not Jake Bass.)

–Which gay porn studio head is so desperate to win a Cybersocket Award next January, he’s offered up three of his exclusive models as “sex slaves” for one night only to Cybersocket owner Morgan Sommer?

–Which gay porn star wants to start his own gay porn membership site, “GuysWhoShouldHaveRetired10YearsAgoWhoAreStillSomehowInMovies,” but can’t find a reliable webmaster who can help him make the site compatible for Android phones?

–Which neighborly gay porn star with his own membership site was recently told that in order to keep his site up and running, he’d need to take a 75% pay cut and perform daily “favors” for his boss?

–Which well-endowed “openly gay” gay porn star has been working very hard to hide the fact that he’s actually straight and married with children, going so far as to pay an actually gay gay porn star $5,000 to pretend they are boyfriends on Facebook and Twitter?

–Which gay porn blogger has a high-profile, full time job within the United States government and is in jeopardy of being fired from said job if his superiors ever find out about his awful blog?!

–Which powerbottom gay porn star recently suffered an anal-bleaching treatment that went horrifically wrong, leaving his asshole permanently disfigured and resembling crème brûlée?

–Which gay porn star actively cultivates an “East Village hipster artist” persona but is actually a bank teller in Toledo, Ohio who lives with his mom?

–Which gay porn star is so desperate for publicity, he’s deliberately trying to get syphilis by having unprotected sex? Once he becomes infected, his plan is to sell his story to the media and blame a major gay porn studio for not protecting him!

–Which gay porn studio is so desperate for publicity, they’re willing to go along with the above syphilis story?

 

 

 

19 thoughts on “Gay Porn Blind Items: End Of Summer Edition!”

  1. “–Which gay porn star wants to start his own gay porn membership site, “GuysWhoShouldHaveRetired10YearsAgoWhoAreStillSomehowInMovies,” but can’t find a reliable webmaster who can help him make the site compatible for Android phones?”

    Now that one is NOT Michael Lucas.
    …think about it…

  2. “Which gay porn studio head is so desperate to win a Cybersocket Award next January, he’s offered up three of his exclusive models as “sex slaves” for one night only to Cybersocket owner Morgan Sommer?”

    Michael Lucas anyone? His desperate need for attention at others’ expense iwould be funny if it wasn’t so sad.

  3. I don’t understand why these have to be “blind items” you run a gay porn gossip blog. Shouldn’t all this stuff count as gossip? I guess the one about the studio and the syphilis would be something that could get you sued for slander but everything else seems like fair game. Or hell Zach you can just email me privately and tell me all the dirt :-)

  4. This gay porn star was recently named one of the winners in a dildo contest and may be popular with fans, but he’s not popular with other porn stars. As of last count, 17 different gay porn stars have refused to work with him and canceled their scenes! (Hint: Not Jake Bass.)

    Seth Knight or Spencer Reed

    1. OneOfTheManyChris

      It’s CC. It has to be. He did win a special contest for Next Door guys only. Plus Zach is obsessed with him and his fans.

  5. Which gay porn star actively cultivates an “East Village hipster artist” persona but is actually a bank teller in Toledo, Ohio who lives with his mom?

    Colby Keller.

  6. –Which powerbottom gay porn star recently suffered an anal-bleaching treatment that went horrifically wrong, leaving his asshole permanently disfigured and resembling crème brûlée?

    –Which gay porn star actively cultivates an “East Village hipster artist” persona but is actually a bank teller in Toledo, Ohio who lives with his mom?

    –Which gay porn star is so desperate for publicity, he’s deliberately trying to get syphilis by having unprotected sex? Once he becomes infected, his plan is to sell his story to the media and blame a major gay porn studio for not protecting him!

    This gay porn star was recently named one of the winners in a dildo contest and may be popular with fans, but he’s not popular with other porn stars. As of last count, 17 different gay porn stars have refused to work with him and canceled their scenes! (Hint: Not Jake Bass.)

    Real or fake, please answer these 4….

    1. The dildo guy sounds like Sam Colt. I don’t know anyone aside from Cris Porter that can stand him.
      Chris was so hot before Sam… Now he’s like this doughy mess.
      He needs to dump the old man and get his star status back!

  7. “Which well-endowed “openly gay” gay porn star has been working very hard to hide the fact that he’s actually straight and married with children, going so far as to pay an actually gay gay porn star $5,000 to pretend they are boyfriends on Facebook and Twitter?”

    That is pathetic.

  8. “Which neighborly gay porn star with his own membership site was recently told that in order to keep his site up and running, he’d need to take a 75% pay cut and perform daily “favors” for his boss?”

    Samuel O’Toole

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