Give it your best shot, because there is $10,000* at stake.
The dialogue in question that you need to translate begins at around the :22-second mark. My best guess is something along the lines of this:
“Get ’em, mine some fuckin’ horny, so he could FUCK his ass.”
That doesn’t even qualify as Caveman, much less English, does it?
On a completely unrelated note: Hunter Page (the bottom) is literally the prettiest and most precious porn star I have ever seen in my entire life; a rich man’s Johnny Rapid, if you will.
[Men.com’s Jizz Orgy Shower: Jack King, Tommy Defendi, Spencer Reed, Jimmy Johnson, and Hunter Page]
*$10,000 payable in 10,000 pennies at a rate of 1 penny per year, over the course of the next 10,000 years. Contest eligibility open only to residents of Guam who are over the age of 85 and who lost their left leg in a horrific water skiing accident off the coast of Kansas.
I’m still wondering what Alex Marte was doing in a relationship with this guy.
It’s definitely an upgrade for Spencer Reed to go from Phillip Aubrey to Alex Marte.
I would expect Alex Marte to be with someone like Francois Sagat, not Spencer Reed lol
omg what a beautiful dream that would be, Francois Sagat and Alex Marte!
Sorry…I’m too busy staring at the odd ‘circle’ in Mister Reed’s beard…hmmm. Alien saucer nest? Ring worm? Porn-Scruff equivalent of a ‘fairy ring’?
his ability to articulate “can I supersize that order” is what will count in a few years (if not sooner). God love all these foolish porn stars who want to be DJs ( just shows they have no talent for anything )
I believe the only way to understand Spencer Reed is to tape record it then play it backwards. I did just that for the sake of your readers. What he said was “I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today”
Incomprehensible speech must be a side effect of steroids.
Yes who could really translate wtf Reed is saying in his sex haze (and who cares). Hunter is definitely channeling a little early Liza (Minnelli) with that hairstyle and that fuck posturing. LOL @ ‘the rich man’s johnny rapid’ comment; not sure if that relates to his trailer park teeth or how much he charges!
“Linda Ronstadt…..Is a really fat TUB OF SHIT!!??””
sounds, looks like he is on something.
Spencer Reed: BACNE. gross
“I’m going to fuck you in every room in this house”..oops, wrong video
That had to be the least erotic, dullest, most sexless moments of gay porn ever. I wonder if anyone will ever make any hot gay porn anymore?
Obviously you haven’t seen Cocky Boys
Because game porno is ran by people who have no passion for gay sex. They are simply in it for the money and they are–well the entire gay porn industry is so damn inhibited. To many limits. You can watch a straight porn and have a virty of everything from Blowjobs, to lingerie videos, to foot videos–Interracial videos with out the nasty comments. REAL GANG BANGS! These are the times at when im thankful im bi–and with this recession were in. You better hop on board. Start off with any series that has ‘Ghetto Booty’ in the title. Good stuff.
Is Hunter Page the new, straighter Johnny Rapid?
Wait I’ll get it right. :) Get him nice and fuckin’ horny so we can fuck his ass.
brian, is that you? so you ARE gay? oh my
lol i was kiddin, its just that i have a friend brian who people keep saying is gay, but hes just a wimp. im gay.
Correction. Get him nice and horny so we can fuck his ass.
Get him nice and fuckin’ horny so I can fuck his ass