Gay Porn Dilemma: Is It Ethical For Bloggers To Sleep With Gay Porn Stars?

Hey guys, Chelsea here. I’ve been debating whether or not to tackle a certain topic ever since I started interning here at The Sword, and as you can see from the headline of this blog post, I’ve decided to “go there.”

I’ve always been honest with everyone—both in my personal life and now in my public life as a (future) journalist/blogger—so it’s time for me to come clean: I had sex with a gay-for-pay porn star. The question is, was it ethical?

To be clear, the gay-for-pay porn star and I made love long before I became a blogger and he became a gay-for-pay porn star, but a potential conflict of interest arose this week when his first scenes were released. As a blogger, I’m obligated to cover his performances from an objective point of view, right? But how can I not be biased considering that he and I had passionate sexual intercourse multiple times last April during Spring Break in Cancun? (It was bareback intercourse, I might add—but don’t worry, we were both tested before and after; plus we’re both straight.)

In case you’re wondering who the gay-for-pay porn star is, wonder no more. I’m not one to keep secrets, and the whole point of exploring this controversial issue is to prove myself as an honest, unbiased, and ethical journalist/blogger to you, my readers. So, here goes: Last April in Cancun during Spring Break, I had sex with NextDoorStudios’ Garrett Michaels.

When I met Garrett Michaels at a Señor Frogs on my last night in Cancun, I was instantly taken by his crystal blue eyes and his gorgeous, flowing mane of blond hair. At first I thought he was hitting on my girlfriend Stacey, but as soon as she got up to go pee and buy us another round of Jager Bombs, he made his move on me. I’ll never forget it, either. After I told Garrett that I wanted to be a writer, he leaned over and softly whispered in my ear, “Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘fine print.'” After that, I was basically putty in his hands the whole rest of the night. But remember, I had no idea that he was on the cusp of becoming a gay porn superstar (though I should have known, given his physical appearance and sexual charisma).

Once we got rid of Stacey, Garrett and I went back to my hotel room and fucked until the break of dawn. Garrett Michaels fucked me standing up in the shower. Garrett Michaels fucked me missionary style on the bed. Garrett Michaels fucked me doggy style over a keg stand on the balcony overlooking the ocean. Garrett Michaels came inside me. Garrett Michaels came inside me five times in less than five hours, and I have never felt more mentally, emotionally, spiritually, and physically connected to another human being in my entire life. And though he left that morning and I never heard from him again, I still think of him every single day.

But make no mistake: Because of my connection to Garrett Michaels, I will not be reviewing his scenes here on The Sword. A blogger sleeping with a gay porn star is one thing, but writing a review of his work after the fact is a whole other ball game. So, if you’ve come here looking for a review of gay porn star Garrett Michaels, sorry. You’ve come to the wrong place.

 

Because of our sexual history and our complex past together, I simply can’t give you my opinion of whether or not Garrett Michaels performs as well in his gay porn scenes as he performed deep inside of me in real life during the early morning hours of my last day in Cancun…a day that I remember as one of the best days of my life. Garrett Michaels penetrated me, repeatedly, both with his penis and with his mind, but that carnal act of passion won’t penetrate my objectivity as a journalist/blogger. That would be unethical.

And that’s what Chelsea thinks. Thanks, guys.

 

39 thoughts on “Gay Porn Dilemma: Is It Ethical For Bloggers To Sleep With Gay Porn Stars?”

  1. Dayton O'Connor

    he looks like he has a small penis gross lol but i say fuck um all how else will we be able to trust that he was good unless we had them or someone sleeps with them

    1. Looking at him I can’t say I blame you. If given the chance I’d have done the same thing. Then again I’m abig ho so it doesn’t make that much difference to me. Good face and a nice big dick and I’m on it.

  2. I dunno. Before this, I sorta figured that Chelsea was some sort of sexual beast. One that experiences the best men, the best sex… and is just a sexual rockstar who has had experiences that qualifies her being here. But if THIS is what curls her toes, then my image of this chick has been shattered. She’s a bottom feeder that has gutter BB sex in a gutter town with a guy that looks like he lives in the gutter. (although he’s probably a fine guy, the physique, the hair and facial topiary need work.)

  3. Do they have rolling free clinic in Cancun to test people before they have sex? That could be a moneymaker.

  4. Chelsea darling… Did the boy give you some cunnilingus rhapsodic pleasure… Cuz his tongue is probably larger than his itty bitty tiny pencil thick diseased peepee!

  5. To get started, WHY in the world this gay male sex site has a writer like Chelsea. Nothing against women but given the purpose of this site, this is a BIG turnoff. Just look at this example. What is next? Female stories from the bedroom? :((((

  6. “gay 4 pay”, actually this ideology i really dont buy, but if a psychiatric term “satyriasis” = Excessive Sexual Drive (for male) dat a hetero can overcome his sexuality beyond homosexuality, mmm yes, i AGREE. if u do not have hard feelin’ & 100% accept when garrett makes out with men & garrett likes u, i dont think it’s a problem at all.

  7. Zach, is this you trying to channel your inner Chi Chi in what you think in a 21st century kind of way? Because if it is, it’s worse than your usual schtick, and that’s a real achievement!

  8. When you finished, did you give him a can of beans, a few dollars, and 5 minutes for a whore’s bath in your washroom?

  9. I can’t decide which is uglier, his cock or his face.
    I’ll go with face.

    Chelsea, I suggest an anal creampie from Cody Cummings will advance your career.
    Do it girl, DO IT (and post pics, you fucking skank).

    I know your not real, but I’m playing along.
    Smooches, bitch! xxxXXxxx

    1. That’s the point, you half-wit. “Chelsea” isn’t real. It’s just an amalgam of every annoying woman who is a “fan of” or “works in” gay porn being lampooned by The Sword.

  10. Cmon people….. You do realize this is Zach and he is making fun of how unattractive this guy is? He just had a post the other day saying ” Nds actually paid this guy to jerk off”
    Chelsea I’m guessing is an alter ego of Zach who comes out on slow news days! Hence the stock photo of that girl!

    1. No ! No, Chelsea’s real ! She’s real, I tell you. There’s no way it’s Zach. Just not possible.

  11. Like this guy could afford to go to Cancun. You probably picked him up at a methadone clinic you skag!

  12. Has anyone SERIOUSLY not noticed that Chelsea’s photo is just a stock image. It’s an image that they use for many expired websites and domains.

    That being said, I bet this article is very sensationalized.

    Also, I agree with everyone else that your understanding of HIV is very ignorant. STDs aren’t just for the gays.

  13. I’m sorry. I tried reading this, but I couldn’t handle him staring at me so I had to scroll past…

  14. This is rom-com material right there. Cast Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd with a blond long haired wig and you sure got yourself a movie deal. If not you might as well become the new E L James (author of the 50 Shades of Grey novel). Just add some ‘holy cow!’ expressions here and there.

  15. Actually, he looks more like Donnie Wahlberg

    …. and Chelsea, you’re a whore darlin’ …….not that there’s anything wrong with that (well, except for your choice of partners apparently)

  16. Thank you Chelsea for all the good information you brought to us. Vary professional and classy (e.g. “… fucked me standing up in the shower … “; ” … fucked missionary… “;”…fucked me doggy..”;”…came inside me…”;”…came inside five times…” ). I really foresee a terrific journalist here.

  17. He looks like a bleached Mark Walhberg in those photos. Or that other straight dude that did “gay” porn. I don’t remember his name. You know the one, doesn’t get hard, everybody hates him??? Oh well…

  18. Being skeeted into by hobo-Chris Hemsworth-looking guys agrees with you, Chelsea. This is the first article you’ve written that’s actually been entertaining. You should bend over for homeless amateurs more often!

  19. Umm.. Someone needs an STD lesson. You state that you had bareback sex but indicate that because you are both straight, your think your STD risk is less?

    Also, drunken fucking in Cancun is not “making love.” it’s fucking.

    1. I respect your profession point of view but I question your overall intelligence and awareness of STD’s. That said, I agree with Charlie.

      You stated: “It was bareback intercourse, I might add—but don’t worry, we were both tested before and after; plus we’re both straight.”

      Either your writing skills need much improvement when making (trying to) a point, need to take a basic sex course or fall in the category of the many… that HIV is a “gay disease”. Granted, you did not specify HIV/AIDS but the implication is there. Maybe not but obviously it may be taken out of context all due to… your writing ability.

      Ignorance at its best.

      -@agzuniga

    2. That’s exactly the point! I know the IQ of the average internet forum commentator is barely in the triple digits but satire this simple shouldn’t be that hard to grasp!

  20. YOU GO GIRL! I applaud you for being professional!….. but it would still be nice to know what you think of the performance! lol

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    Is that the best Next Door can DO?!

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