Gay Porn God Anthony Romero Is My God

My name is Mark Taint, and I’m an Anthoholic. Anthony Romero is literally the hottest porn star in the world right now. I say that with 100% objectivity because I spontaneously ejaculate upon even seeing his name typed on a blog. Anthony Romero. Oops.

Every single person on every single blog is talking about Anthony Romero, and the results are in: everyone loves Anthony! I first found out about Anthony Romero only a few days ago when his Cocky Boys scene came out, and now I am addicted. I would put Anthony Romero in a glass pipe and smoke him if I could. At first, I (pejoratively, I must admit) considered him “just another porn star,” but well, he’s not! Look at his ass. Look at his mouth. Look at him going ass-to-mouth. I am obsessed with Anthony Romero. I would go back in time and assassinate Ronald Reagan in the name of Anthony Romero if I could.

Love him or hate him (and you know you love him), you know who he is, and you can’t stop talking about him. And what’s worse than being talked about? Not being talked about. So, let’s keep talking about him. I mean, if I had any friends and ever left my computer to interact in public with another human being, Anthony Romero would be literally all we would talk about all day, every day! Anthony Romero is gay porn’s first God, king, and deity all wrapped up in one.

In light of my feelings over the past week, I sought out Anthony Romero to try to further understand his superpowers over the entire world and, of course, to ask him to send me some exclusive, personal, never-before-seen photos. And he did!

Without further ado (since I know you are just as excited as I am and probably aren’t even reading this), I present to you The Sword’s exclusive Anthony Romero photoset!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!


Anthony Romero and his face.


Here is Anthony Romero smiling because he likes anal sex. (He’s so cute when he’s making jokes!!!)


Here’s Charlie (Anthony’s son) showing Anthony some pitbull lovin’. Everyone together now: AWWW ;-))))


Here’s a picture of Gay Porn’s Hottest Couple Of Eternity Forever: “Austony.” #powercouple #dontbejealoushaters


Here’s a picture of Anthony Romero’s gaping asshole.


Here’s Anthony getting his literature for the day. Even though she didn’t believe in God (a.k.a. Anthony), I love Ayn Rand, too! #soulmates #freemarketcapitalism #fuckthepoor


Anthony in a hotel mirror


Anthony setting the oven to 350 degrees.


Anthony brushing his teeth


Anthony in Bora Bora with a friend.


Here’s Anthony playing Tetris and texting his friends (I wish I had friends).

Which Anthony Romero picture is your favorite?
Would you be there for Anthony Romero if Austin Wilde broke up with him and he needed a friend’s shoulder to cry on?
What should blogs do to make sure that Anthony Romero is the subject of more blog posts?
On a scale of 1-10, Anthony Romero.
How many Anthony Romeros could you hold in your arms at the same time?

 

 

30 thoughts on “Gay Porn God Anthony Romero Is My God”

    1. Went to school with him at Ball State University. IMO, a narcissist prick, talked like a girl, and did not stand out in the gym. Not impressed. He’s nothing like on film.

  1. Love all the posted photos !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anthony is such a talented and humorous guy !!!!!!!!!! He’s not only handsome but also interesting !!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Love the pix and the mini tribute! Have been an Anthony fan since I first saw him on Dominic Ford and have loved seeing his pix and reading his blog etc ever since.
    My pic is of the full length mirror, then again I do love his smile, and body, and cock, and his..

  3. I always thought he was sexy…until I just now saw him with the Ayn(rhymes with swine)Rand book. Now, I think he is a twit.

  4. Isn’t there a funny pic you took of him Zach? He was trying to get cover the camera, like he was some politician being caught at a strip club?

  5. Gross, Ayn-fucking-Rand, you just lost me on that one, Anthony. She’s the favorite author of Paul Ryan. Sure, read it, but don’t pose with it, yuck.

  6. “Austony” LOL,yeah good name for them.And also,i totally agree with this post Anthony is really cute and hot and everything :).

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