Gay porn legend Cody Cummings was the victim of a malicious hate crime last week after an unidentified “bitch” filled the mega star’s gas tank with sugar. The horrifying act of vandalism caused over $500.00 to King Cody’s truck, not to mention all the time it took out of Cody’s busy schedule when he could have been having bareback sex in that truck.
Over the weekend, Cody tweeted news of the hate crime to his followers, all of whom were very supportive, especially mega fan and leader of “Cody’s Girls” JeanneMarie25.
(Curiously, Cody is now tweeting from “Just Cody” and not his official Next Door Studios account.)
Given that Cody claims to know who committed the crime, and given that he knows it’s a “bitch,” that narrows the list of suspects.
So, which “bitch” dumped the sugar in Cody’s tank? Here are three possibilities:
PAIGE
The disgruntled former personal assistant certainly has motive. After being unceremoniously fired from her job as the busiest and most hardworking woman in gay porn, might Paige have finally taken revenge against her former employer? Did sweet, sweet Paige use a different kind of sugar to finally get a rise out of the man who did her so very, very wrong?
JEANNEMARIE25
The ultimate Cody Cummings superfan, could JeanneMarie25 be trying to send her King a dangerous warning to stay put? Could JeanneMarie25 have finally lost her grip on reality and gone over the edge in an effort to keep Cody Cummings contained? Given that she says she lives in Wisconsin, did JeanneMarie25 receive help from any of the other “Cody’s Girls” living in Southern California, like Huntington Beach local “SurfCityDee“?
BAMBI
The notoriously shrewd make-up artist has never indicated what her true feelings for Cody Cummings are, and there is little (if any) video interaction between the two in any behind-the-scenes videos, so Bambi is something of a wild card. BUT, rumors have been swirling that Bambi has her sights set on getting her very own membership site, so was sabotaging Cody the first move in Bambi’s ultimate goal of shutting him out of Next Door for good? After all, there can only be room for one King (or Queen) at the top!
‘the fuck’s a yoyota?
THIS IS THE(SWEET) END OF ALL THE STUPID GAY-FOR-PAYERS(AH,AH,AH …).
It’s option D: Chelsea, The Sword’s summer intern!
She had Cody’s truck confused with Garret Michaels’ truck.
It was probably his daughter. I would be bitter too if my name and DOB were on display in countless shitty gay porn productions.
GUUURL! Just finished my shift at the Truvia plant. My best girlfriend Yoyota tongue-seals tiny packets over at Domino Crystals. Huh? What? Who dey done did dat ta Cody Big Wheel? Y’all so mean!(and shit)
hmmm interesting that it’s not from the NDS twitter for cody….
It’s the work of a troglodyte hater? She hates him because he’s a troglodyte? At least he’s self-aware enough to know that.
“Yoyota” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That had me laughing so hard.
:P
pretty sure the bitch not having a dick thing was meant to be ironic and a male is indeed the culprit
You don’t say!
He probably fucked on of the fans, and they were expecting a wedding afterwards. :D
I’m convinced now, that this guy is fucking the NDS studio head. Otherwise, why would he get his own site that mostly consists of him getting gay bjs and fucking girls. He must be bottoming for Steven, especially now there is a mass exodus for the models they had on there. Bet on it!
I think we all know it was Zach.
Maybe it was one of the former exclusives’ wives/girlfriends that is pissed he still has a job. Rod Daily seems to have moved on quickly, so his wife is probally not a suspect. The others probally hate his guts.
Or it could be that bitch Karma, getting a preemptive strike in, because of his next “Special Edition” fake fucking scene coming out with Joey Hard next week.
This is the only time we’ll hear of anyone sticking anything inside of Cody’s ……anything. Especially since it was confirmed there was no penetration in that lame-hoax movie where nds made it look like Anthony fucked Cody.
It was Miss Scarlett in the garage with a double headed dildo… and a five pound bag of sugar.
Ha ha! Very good!
lol! Miss Scarlett definitely did cross my mind!
He’s not only homophobe but also sexist. And girls still love it?