Gay Porn Mad Libs!!!

No matter what a gay porn studio tries to sell, you (the consumer) are the only one who really knows what you want. So, here’s your chance to very quickly and very easily write the gay porn that you want to see. Just fill in the blanks.

Just pick ONE of the below scenarios, copy the text, and paste it in the comments section. Then, fill in all the blanks with your own words, your own cast, and your own brilliant ideas. For example:

(Actor 1) and (Actor 2) went to the (noun) and (verb).

Would be:

Duncan Black and Zach from The Sword went to the church and got married.

Get your friends to do this. Get your grandmother; I don’t give a shit. Maybe one of those studios out there in desperate need of some ideas (you know who you are) will make a scene out of it.

I, Mark Taint, will pick the THREE best, most creative, most absurd, most offensive (yet legal!), and most sexy submissions, and those three people will each win a free 30-day membership to the newly-designed NakedSword.com. Good luck, and have fun!

 

Halloween

(Actor 1) calls (Actor 2) on the phone.

“You have to get over here!” He says, “I just saw a (noun), and I’m really scared. I need you to come (verb) me!”

(Actor 2) immediately packs up his (noun) and runs over to (Actor 1’s) house. When he gets there, (Actor 1) is (action).

“Where are you, bro!?” (Actor 2) shouts.

(Actor 2) feels (noun) crawling up his (body part). His (body part) starts (verb). It is (Actor 1) trying to (verb) him! (Actor 1) is extremely (adjective) and (verb). They (verb).

(Actor 2) (verb) (preposition) (Actor 1’s) (body part)!

 

Gangbang

(Actor 1) is (verb) on the street when he sees a group of (adjective) looking guys. They have a giant (noun) with them.

(Actor 1) is only (number) years old and has an injured (body part), so the gang of guys (verb) him and force him to (verb).

Next, one of them, his name is (Actor 2), walks over to (Actor 1). (Actor 2) begins (verb) his own (body part) on (Actor 1) while two more  guys, (Actor 3) (Actor 4) help.

(Actor 1) screams out “(exclamation)!”

They all pick (Actor 1) up and throw him on (noun). They (verb) onto a (noun), and then they make (Actor 1) (verb) it.

 

Can you help me fix my (noun)?

(Actor 1) is sitting at home. His (noun) stops working properly, so he goes to (place) to have someone fix it. When he gets there, (Actor 2) greets him and tries to fix his (same noun).

While (Actor 2) is working on it, (Actor 1) can’t stop (verb + preposition) him. (Actor 2) sees this and (verb).

(Actor 2) grabs (noun) from under the (noun), and he (verb) (Actor 1) with it. This lasts for (amount of time), then (Actor 2) finishes by (fill in surprise ending).

 

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12 thoughts on “Gay Porn Mad Libs!!!”

  1. Gangbang

    Jake Bass is pissing on the street when he sees a group of hot looking guys. They have a giant inflatable banana with them.

    Jake Bass is only 19 years old and has an injured butthole, so the gang of guys grab him and force him to get on his knees.

    Next, one of them, his name is Peto Coast, walks over to Jake Bass. Peto Coast begins rubbing his own penis on Jake Bass’s face while two more guys, Dam Esco and a thug(Raw Fuck Tapes 2)help.

    Jake Bass screams out “Cum all over me you sexy beast!”

    They all pick Jake Bass up and throw him on the inflatable banana. They cum on his face, and then they make Jake Bass swallow it.

  2. Am I the only one who played Mad Libs?

    Donald Trump: Donald Trump because he’ll sue yo’ ass
    Actor 2: Pierre Fitch because he’s hot
    3 nouns: bed sheet, miter saw, Obama’s blackberry
    6 verbs: punch, chew, fisted, drooled, ran, tumbled
    1 action: tossing salad
    3 body parts: arm, leg, ass
    1 adjective: flakey
    1 preposition: over

    Donald Trump calls Pierre Fitch on the phone.

    “You have to get over here!” He says, “I just saw a bed sheet, and I’m really scared. I need you to come punch me!”

    Pierre Fitch immediately packs up his miter saw and runs over to Donald Trump’s house. When he gets there, Donald Trump is tossing salad.

    “Where are you, bro!?” Pierre Fitch shouts.

    Pierre Fitch feels Obama’s blackberry crawling up his arm. His leg starts chew. It is Donald Trump trying to fist him! Donald Trump is extremely flakey and drool. They ran.

    Pierre Fitch tumble over Donald Trump’s ass!

    This shit makes no sense in some places. But I spent too much effort on this to throw it away.

  3. Halloween

    Zach Sire calls Mick Lovell on the phone.

    “You have to get over here!” He says, “I just saw a naked girl, and I’m really scared. I need you to come hold me!”
    Mick immediately packs up his fleshlight and runs over to Zach’s house. When he gets there, Zach is lurking.

    “Where are you, bro!?” Mick shouts.

    Mick feels hands crawling up his back. His cock starts throbbing. It is Zach trying to fuck him! Zach is extremely eager and fast. They kiss.

    Mick thrusts inside Zach’s Ass!

    Fin

    (Practice safe Mad Lib sex!!)

  4. Steven Daigle is sitting at home. His mind stops working properly, so he goes to therapy to have someone fix it. When he gets there, Spencer Reed greets him and tries to fix his mind.

    While Spencer Reed is working on it, Steven Daigle can’t stop smiling at him. Spencer Reed sees this and melts.

    Spencer Reed grabs a mini hd cam from under the couch, and seduces Steven with it. This lasts for about an hour, then Spencer Reed finishes by assuring Steven that they were able to resolve some deeper issues today.

  5. Halloween

    Trenton Ducati calls Race Cooper on the phone.

    “You have to get over here!” He says, “I just saw a werewolf, and I’m really scared. I need you to come save me!”

    Race Cooper immediately packs up his bag and runs over to Trenton’s house. When he gets there, Trenton is moaning with pleasure as he masturbates and fingers himself.

    “Where are you, bro!?” Race Cooper shouts.

    Race Cooper feels a hand crawling up his ass. His ass starts quivering. It is Trenton Ducati trying to fingerfuck him! Race Cooper is extremely surprised and aroused. They suck each other off.

    Race Cooper sits on Trenton’s dick!

    1. Gangbang

      Jamie from Sean Cody is walking on the street when he sees a group of horny and aggressive looking guys. They have a giant dildo with them.

      Jamie is only 22 years old and has an injured arm, so the gang of guys grab him and force him to suck their dicks.

      Next, one of them, his name is Dred Scott, walks over to Jamie. Dred begins rubbing his own dick between Jamie’s asscheeks while two more guys, Harley Everett and Tommy/Tomy Hawk help.

      Jamie screams out “pound my ass!”

      They all pick Jamie up and throw him on the hood of the car. They cum into a shotglass, and then they make Jamie swallow it.

      1. Can you help me fix my Crystal Palace?

        Cayden Ross is sitting at home. His crystal palace (a machine from buttmachineboys.com) stops working properly, so he goes to a hardware store to have someone fix it. When he gets there, Jesse Jackman greets him and tries to fix his crystal palace.

        While Jesse Jackman is working on it, Cayden Ross can’t stop glaring at him. Jesse Jackman sees this and walks towards him.

        Jesse grabs a dildo from under the register, and he fucks Cayden Ross with it. This lasts for about 5 minutes, then Jesse Jackman finishes by slipping his own dick inside Cayden’s ass. Jesse keeps thrusting and thrusting until he could hold it no longer, and fills Cayden’s hole with a huge load.

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