Gay Porn Op-Ed: Fuck My Milky Udders You Filthy Twink Douchebag

Hey guys, Bessie The Cow here. Today I make my triumphant return to Dirty Boy Video, where another stupid twink fucks the ground round out of me. Moo…

Some of you might remember me from my previous work in which I was going by the name “Marissa,” but my real name is Bessie. If you’re wondering what happened to Marissa, I was suffering from Mad Cow disease and having an identity crisis at the time, so back off, motherfucker. Point is, I’m a horny slut with big ol’ milky udders just aching to squirt. Who wants to plug my shit hole with his slab of beef?

This scrawny ass twink barely knew what he was doing when he shoved his floppy sausage deep up in my wet heifer pussy, but once I started mooooovin’, he got the hang of it right quick. And yeah, we did it bareback, so sue me. I’m allergic to latex, bitch.

I might be a slightly mentally unstable cow and a completely worthless cum dump, but my voracious appetite for human cock is unmatched by any of the other so-called “porn stars” working today. Johnny Rapid who? Connor Kline what? Moooooove over, sluts. Bessie’s got ya beat.

As a whore cow, I’ve got two life goals: Getting fucked by a twink and getting turned into hamburger. I’m halfway there.

Watch my tits sway as my cowhole gets cowpoked by this fucking twink on DirtyBoyVideo.com.
-Peace out, Bessie

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16 thoughts on “Gay Porn Op-Ed: Fuck My Milky Udders You Filthy Twink Douchebag”

  1. “hey guys, jessie the cow here”….no joke i read this first sentence and burst out laughing….now i need to watch my back here at the office

  2. Bessie is one of the hottest bitches in porn today. At least her tits look more real compared to 99% of the silicone enhanced fake boobs that are the standard in straight porn. Does this mean this model Ryan is straight or bi? Nice to see a smile for once in a sex scene. Why don’t we see more people smiling in sex scenes for that matter? Now that would be a welcome change in gay porn.

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