Earlier this week I asked you to vote for the gay porn star most deserving of a gift from their Amazon Wish List, and after almost 500 votes, it ended up an exact tie between Shane Frost and Anthony Romero. Well, shit. Now I have to buy something for both of them.
And now you need to vote on what I should buy them. Or, at least what I should buy for Anthony.
Since I’m buying these things with my own money, I am only willing to spend a maximum of $10. Remember, I am poor. (Also, I am cheap.) And because there is only one item on Shane Frost’s list that is under $10, that is the only thing I can buy for him! So, congratulations Shane Frost, by default you have just won this thing! I don’t know what it is though.
Now, for Anthony Romero it will be a bit different. He is more frugal than the fancy pants Shane Frost and has plenty of wishes that are under $10.
Based on your votes, The Sword will buy one of these three things from Anthony Romero’s list:
Chocolate Chip Frozen Cookie Dough
The Willy-Warmer! I have to say, Mr. Romero’s tastes are definitely more frugal. And more fun. And, judging from the lists, it seems to me that Mr. Romero is a lot easier to please cause he doesn’t take himself as seriously. (Oy, the only thing missing from Mr. Frost’s list was real estate…)
Since neither won shouldn’t you just not buy anything…
people actually voted?
That willie warmer looks cool, but it’s definitely not something I would wear. And who buys cookie dough over the internet? Would be better to just get that in the frozen foods section at the supermarket.
Be nice, Zach!
Buy him BOTH the willy warmer and the tiara. You yet remain under 10$ and they make a nice combo for him to take pictures of!
screw that buy him the cheapest thing! he can get his own wand or tiara, although I’m sure that Anthony probably already has one haha
Yay! Anthony won! I voted to get him the Elephant Willy Warmer. Maybe he can send you a pic (or better yet, a video) of him wearing/using it.