I Wanted Gay Porn But All I Got Was Cody Cummings

At first, I thought it was a joke. Someone wrote to us “desperate for that video of Cody Cummings sucking.” Huh? Which one? He sucked in every video he ever made.

Sure. He had an aesthetic appeal. But then, he opened his mouth. For many, Cody Cummings is the poster child for why people hate Gay4Pay. When he finally retired for the final, there was joy in Gay Porn Land.

He may be gone. But he still has a hood-winked sucker a fan who hasn’t forgotten him but apparently doesn’t remember he never really anything with his videos but take pink dollars.

Hit play in the video below and sing along …

All I want is some porn some day, When none of the talent is gay-for–pay
With one enormous spray, Oh, that would be pornography.
Cereal not eaten from his ass. No need for girls for hard-ons to last.
Some shaft, some mass, some class.Oh, that would be pornography.


Oh, not pornography sittin’ abso-‘bloomin’-lutely still. He will never kiss a dude.
Someone please give me a pill.
Today’s he teaching boys how to blow. Cause in no asshole he will go
Who thinks this a show?
Ewwww, that is not pornography.

Pornography, pornography, pornography…

Pornography!
 

All right, OK. For our desperate reader and perhaps those 20 2 Broke Girls fans finding themselves with a dearth for things boring and flat masquerading as entertainment, Tyler Morgan, Alessandro Del Torro, and Ryan B have matriculated to the Cody Cummings School of Fellatio because those who can do … those who won’t, teach?

Don’t say I didn’t warn you…


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But first, allow him a moment for gratuitous product placement: he has daughter to support. And now, back to the show
 

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“So maybe some might think it’s a little narcissistic to suck on a dildo cast from my own penis, but at least it’s ‘no homo‘ this way.”


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[CodyCummings: Oral Instruction]

 

14 thoughts on “I Wanted Gay Porn But All I Got Was Cody Cummings”

  1. Why Cody doing these boring scenes?? It literally hurts to watch… If he really wanted some views he should bottom for some big dick. Don’t get me wrong like Cody is really hot but… i would definitely pay to see a bareback scene where he gets bred with them showing is gaping hole… Now that would be hot.

  2. Cody Cummings is the biggest scum on the earth. Just fucking come out of the closet and fuck an adult man in the ass. Grow up, loser

  3. Geez NDS, just cancel his contract his already and throw him out with the trash. Yes, he’s hot, but such a fucking douche. The fact his real name is Kevin makes him even more of a fucktard. Jesus Christ, Jake Cruise is more exciting to watch than Cody.

  4. He really just needs to stop. Just please stop Cody. Look, you’re a hot guy and I’d suck ya off for free, but you dont need to lie and say you’re bisexual when you wouldn’t even fuck a guy or let him fuck you. As for sucking a dildo, not really hot.

  5. Are you fucking kidding me? Why, Next Door Studio, why? Torture us with Cody Cummings? I think you have enough with him. Bye.

  6. I will be the first to admit that back in the day I really enjoyed Cody, and I still think that he is physically extremely hot. His attitude, however, turned me away from his attempt at guy porn. Now, this stunt is way over the top. “I won’t suck a real dick, but I’ll suck my fake dick.” That speaks volumes on several levels. Ridiculous!! Cody, give up. The only way you’ll ever get back into the mainstream of gay porn is to go all in. That will give a real boost to your career until the consumers tire of it, which they always do. Until then, you’re yesterday’s news!

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