If Only The Plot Was Bare Too

One more time NextDoorRaw, you’re pornographers, not story tellers. Just let ’em fuck already. Gentleman, to the fast forward button.

Colton Phobos and Jonah Marx are longtime friends turned gym buddies in “Does It Feel Like My Dildo” that quixotically have never talked about sex. Instead of “playing straight,” they are supposed to act ashamed of the natural feelings they do have.

They didn’t even bother with a “?” at the end of the title as the only question is who thought that kind of set-up would be a turn-on?

Though both Jonah Marx and Colton Phobos are making their debuts today at NextDoorRaw, this is far from their first time at the rodeo. NextDoorRaw, in addition to losing that damn music (this isn’t a 1960’s game show), when you have two experienced guys ready to go, let’em go.

Like troopers, they fumble through eight minutes of an insulting plot. It’s as painfully awkward and unsexy as watching Colton working his ass with a dildo and pretending to be turned on … with a limp dick.

At the 12-minute mark, we finally have some real hard dick and what should have been the real start to the scene. Since Jonah had to wait this long, at least he gets Colton making crazy-eights with his tongue once he finally gets to use it.

By the time they get to this combination sit-down and fuck up, Colton’s hard dick answers the question that, like the dildo, should have never been in this scene. No, NextDoorRaw, nothing feels as good as real dick.

Later, Jonah does some pretty hot cock sucking of his own. Though the ass pounding briefly subsides, their hard cocks don’t. Jonah fucks load out of Colton, cums on hole then dips his dick back in for a deep dive and starts ramming again like he could go for round two. That would have been a better use of everyone’s time than story hour.

[Watch Colton Phobos & Jonah Marx in “Does It Feel Like My Dildo”]