“Rogue One: A Star Wars Story” will be released in theaters this Saturday. “Star Wars The Force Awakens: A Gay XXX Parody” will also premiere on 12/14 with a different kind of “release.”
Last Christmas, just in time to give my fellow gay Jews something to watch with their Chinese food on Christmas Eve, Men.com premiered “Star Wars: A Gay XXX Parody”. And even though the first night of Hannukkah actually is on Christmas Eve this year, no one has to wait longer than this weekend.
It was not without its critics or the occasional cringe-worthy moment, but last year’s “Star Wars” put Men.com firmly in gay porn parody business they have since built into a franchise.
In their original, Luke Adams as Luke Skyfucker (to be honest, I added the Skyfucker part), Dennis West as Han Solo (yeah, I added the Solo part too), and Jessy Ares as Obi-Wan.
But it was the deep space spit-roast of Luke by Hector de Silva and Paddy O’Brian and Stormtrooper gangbang to follow that really caused some loads to blast.
[Watch Paddy O’Brian & the Stormtroopers Gang Bang Luke “Skyfucker” Adams]
In the new version, once again Men.com is rolling out the cues and clues day by day. This is what we know so far …
Yesterday we learned Poe Dameron is being played by Aspen and Kaden Alexander will be Finn.
And today, we know the sexy Griffin Barrows is Rey and yet to be unmasked is Captain Phasma.
We’ll know more players tomorrow.
Reserve your spot for the Saturday launch here and of course, Watch this blog!
Revisit the first four scenes of “Star Wars: A Gay XXX Parody”
All these porn parodies ever do is show how shallow the talent pool is at Men.com
You would think they would at least cast a latino as Poe…