What’s a horny man to do when his boyfriend is with his family, you are stuck with yours, and your cock is so hard, you are ready to stick it in anything?
If you thought Men.com couldn’t get any crazier than they did with “Right In Front Of My Salad?”, think again.
After all, it is the holidays and that always brings out a little extra somthing in all of us.
All of us except Theo Ross. Seems has more pressing needs than a festive family meal.
So he says, “fuck the turkey.”
And the macaroni and cheese.
And though the cranberry sauce gets a pass …
… it’s bye, bye for the apple pie.
So that turkey never had a chance. But finally, boyfriend Kit Cohen makes it over the river and threw the woods and even gets high-protein dessert out of the deal.
[Watch Kit & Theo in “Holiday Humpday” at Men.com]
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What in the gay hell is this
It’s called desperation.