Gay Porn Week In Review: Video Editors On Acid, Jayden Grey Has A Sugar Daddy, And A Randy Return

With so many models, studios, tweets, links, videos, exclusive contracts, retirements, comebacks, and gay porn star meltdowns, it can get kind of hard keeping up with everything. That’s why I, Mark Taint, bring you my new segment: Gay Porn Week In Review.

Who’s fucking whom? Who’s promoting what? What’s garbage and what’s bullshit?

Fear not, puerile ones; Marcus is here to lay it all out for you.

 
 
—Is James Huntsman on a cycle of steroids, or is he just getting chubby? Look at those cheeks! Do you think James should do steroids, if he’s not already? Do you think James looks like a chipmunk? Did you notice the small-breasted fat lady in his arms? Do you think James needed to do steroids in order to shoot with this small-breasted fat lady?

—Although he no longer works for them and publicly dislikes them, Next Door Studios is still releasing scenes with Anthony Romero. But the editors need to stop doing acid, because WTF? What do you think of the trailer? Do you think Next Door should milk Anthony for what he’s worth? Do you think Next Door should fire their video editors like they did Anthony’s boyfriend?

                                                        

Christian Sharp is back!! (Who the fuck is Christian Sharp? I don’t know, but it’s nice to see two normal models with normal bodies and normal body hair.) Do you think more porn stars should look normal like these two? Or do you like the roided out, hairless look?

CockyBoys still hasn’t posted the reunion episode of “Project GoGo Boy,” which was promised over a week ago. Are you getting bored waiting for a new CockyBoys video? Were you even waiting for it in the first place?

—Jayden Grey will soon be charging you for what he’s been posting on Twitter for free. Jayden Grey got a puppy. Jayden Grey went to Starbucks. Jayden Grey hired someone to move some furniture. Jayden Grey smoked a bowl. Jayden Grey sucked his boyfriend “Big C’s” cock. Are you going to pay to watch Jayden Grey and his sugar daddy hang some blinds and then fuck? Do you give a shit? Are you still here?

Anteros Media. Good lord. I checked out this new site and would like to share my completely objective comments: awful design, difficult to navigate, and models you’ve already seen doing things you’ve already seen them do. What do you think the guys over at Anteros Media should do to be more interesting? Do you watch Anteros Media’s videos? Who chose the name “Anteros Media”? Should he be fired?

—Brandon Wilde recently shot a scene for AustinZane wearing a hot pink tank top, and while Zach fell asleep watching that new Active Duty scene, I fell asleep watching this one. It’s always nice seeing two gays fucking, but I wish I could watch the scene in fast forward. What do you think of Brandon Wilde as a top? Did you also fall asleep during the scene? Who chose that wallpaper? Was he fired?

                                             

—I see Bobby Clark stayed hard long enough to fuck Chris Tyler over at Dominic Ford. Well, kind of. Watch the trailer and tell me if you think he’s hard. (He’s not.) Do you think Bobby Clark should have stayed hard when he was fucking Chris Tyler? What do you think of porn stars who can’t stay hard when they’re fucking other porn stars? Should Bobby Clark go away, again?

What other pieces of gay porn news did I forget?
Do you enjoy being in the loop again?
How long do you think I can go before I get fired?

 

36 thoughts on “Gay Porn Week In Review: Video Editors On Acid, Jayden Grey Has A Sugar Daddy, And A Randy Return”

  1. -ugh. Jayden Grey looks like a product of Mr. Burns. That kid is pretty ugly.
    -Randy Blue’s big return was Christan Sharp? Boring. Randy Blue seems to be faltering to Cockyboys, Men.com and Sean Cody these days. In order to make a big shock I was hoping for Leo Giamani, Blake Riley or Riley Price. Mostly Leo.
    -Brandon Wilde just doesn’t do it for me.He has the body of a luscious lesbian and his so called “comeback” thus far has been a real snoozer.
    – Is it me or does Anthony Romero look as if he is about to poop on Pierre’s cock in that photo. Austin Wilde is fugly and i don’t get the appeal.
    -James Huntsman looks like he is on roids. His face even looks different and is his hairline receding?

  2. Was really saddened to see this new incarnation of porn for Jayden. After so many interviews and tweets of how much he hated being in porn and wouldn’t recommend it to anyone, here he is doing it again, and I’m sure making rationalisations that its not “porn”. When I first saw him with Big C they looked really happy together and the tweets of them visiting family, etc. Six months later, now they are back to the same old story of “please pay us to see more”. Thank god for the internet and videos of when Jayden was a cute fresh twinky and not a desperate young man with no other means.

  3. “What other pieces of gay porn news did I forget?” You forgot to tell us who Adam Wirthmore shit on this week!

  4. Jayden’s bank account should be doing the porn without Jayden. The bank account is a genuine looker….as for Jayden Gray….eh.

  5. Who’s the sugardaddy’s Sugardaddy? “Mr. C” planning to do internet porn can’t exactly be a software mogul could he?

  6. It’s easy to throw shade and diss people when you’re some anonymous hack sitting behind a computer, probably in your pajamas in your parents’ basement. This kind of attack on performers and hard work is what’s “garbage” and “bullshit.” Fuck you prick.

  7. Bobby Clark has the smallest dick in gay porn, so I don’t know how you expect people to tell whether it’s hard or not, especially when it’s completely engulfed by Nikko’s gaping asshole.

  8. I’m sorry, but since when is someone having an opinion some kind of crime? Everything said here is fully prefaced with being an opinion, and that makes it wrong or “mean”? Grow the fuck up. So-called porn fans who comment on blogs are the biggest pussies on the internet. People have opinions. Deal with it.

  9. I watch Anteros Media.

    When you watch a video from the site, you know that what you’re seeing is real – two guys told simply to do what feels good. It’s a different approach to adult content. For example, what other studios offer profit sharing and assistance with health care for their models? What other studios donate a portion of their proceeds to help our LGBT community?

    This isn’t widely known, but my entire commission for writing the erotic content for the site is going to an LGBT youth charity. It’s about doing something for someone other than yourself, and working towards a larger goal through positive sexuality.

    Thank you for watching.

  10. At least Jared/Jayden’s sugar daddy is hot and not some creepy old man. But you couldn’t pay ME to listen to or put up with Jared/Jayden. “Big C” must be a saint, or stupid.

    1. On behalf of everyone over 45 I hope some half wit little ribbon and bow clerk like you becomes a creepy old man before your time.

      1. Wow I sounded harsh !! don’t pick on us older queens you little twink I was bartending in Chicago when you were born !! I consider myself a valuable asset now that I’m old

        1. Aw don’t feel so bad. It’s tough being young, ugly and limp…. Soon he’ll be old ugly and limp, but then he’ll have an excuse…. in his mind that is.

  11. Don’t hate on Jayden you little bitches. Why shouldn’t he make money like everyone one else? I rather watch a real couple that love each other than all this staged shit. We need something new instead of the same old shit.

    1. I didn’t hate on the website at all.

      NOW: what bothers me is that he plays it off like he can buy all of these new expensive things (a beach house, 3dtv, security system, cameras, pot, puppy). HE DOESNT HAVE A JOB EXCEPT FOR BEING BIG C’S HOLE TO COME HOME TO.

      ugh ok I’m done.

  12. Talking shit on NextDoor/Huntsman and Anteros Media in the same post is fuckin lame. Anteros is the complete opposite of NextWhore and is doing things the right way. Their site might not be easy to naviagte, but give them time! I guess I can’t expect someone who calls himself “Mark Taint” to appreciate a studio that treats its models with dignity and respect.

    1. *groans* …everyone that got ragged on deserved it. Anteros is pompous crap (didn’t the guy who runs it Devon Hunter marry himself in some weird ceremony?) and NextDoor is trash. Fuck em all.

  13. Randy Blue’s Christian Sharp is back, a.k.a. somebody needed a quick $2000. He won’t be appearing again anytime soon, and that’s a good thing because he looks average at best.

  14. haha omg THANK YOU for calling Jayden’s boyfriend what he really is….a SUGAR DADDY.

    and Jayden(jared)…dont play the “personal assistant” card either. just be proud you bagged a rich one!

    1. What happened to the international career with D&G?? Not as interested as he thought they would be, I guess. Hopefully the sugar daddy will teach “Superfly” to keep his ugly mouth shut and not insult the paying customers, sorry I mean the paying “hatters” (sic) Ugh.

      1. HAH! I forgot about that! taken from The Sword’s “exit interview” with Jayden/Jared:

        Alright. So you’re not doing porn anymore. What are you going to do for work?
        -Right now I’m trying to get a job with Dolce and Gabbana as a fashion consultant.

        That sounds hard. Don’t you have to have experience in the fashion industry?
        -Not really. It’s just being able to match up colors and styles to different people’s personalities and skin tones.

        If you get the job, would you be staying in California?
        -Yeah, but I’d be going to Milan for fashion shows and stuff, and doing a lot of things in New York.

        hmmmmm guess it was harder than Jayden thought?

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