Why are homophobes always the first to bring up butt-fucking at the dinner table? Last Tuesday, a Ugandan pastor named Martin Ssema screened a gay porn video for a group of traumatized Christians, including his two young sons and at least crying American man.

It’s usually an accident when this sort of stuff happens, especially when they involve saved files on laptops. But Pastor Ssempa simply couldn’t understand why anyone would be offended. This confused man was only trying to argue that gays should suffer tougher penalties, like death etc..

The problem is that Pastor Martin, like all we gay porn fans, forgot how gaspy gay porn can be for the uninducted. American students who attended the press conference as special guests reported that…

…midway through his presentation, saved on a computer, most of his audience walked out, some visibly disturbed, leaving him to wonder if he had done anything wrong. The cleric seemed genuinely rattled when he asked: “Why should I be traumatised?”

The Pastor invited his two young sons to the press conference he held at the National Theater in Kampala, Uganda, explaining his underage sons…

…represent those we need to protect….We are giving a red card to sodomy.

He may be handing out red cars, but Pastor Ssempa sure loves watching the game. Someone plug this guy’s mouth with some smegma already.

Care of Box Turtle Bulletin, here’s Ssempa demonstrating his gay sex obsession with some fist-hand knowledge.

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