“If you don’t fit it — which I don’t particularly — I don’t know how you feel when you’re just some ordinary suburban queen that just looks normal … if you don’t moisturize yourself into stupor, you’re not a real gay man.”
Normally, we’d agree someone like Fanshawe in his distaste for vapid dance music, bad “fashion” haircuts and crystal meth, but someone needs to tell Eeyore to make some friends his own age. Fanshawe whines about club life, complains about online dating (“someone told me ‘Fuck off, Grandpa'”) all the while shooting gratuitous footage of youth in various states of undress and asking “Is this all there is?” If you’re a weird aging twink stalker with no friends your own age, I suppose the answer would be yes.
“The Problem with Gay Men” airs on BBC3,; in the meantime, we’ll be on production of “The Problem with Straight Men,” which explores the socially fatal interrelations of marriage-crazy-girlfriends, Snap-On Calendars and Ice Road Truckers.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.