“If you don’t fit it — which I don’t particularly — I don’t know how you feel when you’re just some ordinary suburban queen that just looks normal … if you don’t moisturize yourself into stupor, you’re not a real gay man.”
Normally, we’d agree someone like Fanshawe in his distaste for vapid dance music, bad “fashion” haircuts and crystal meth, but someone needs to tell Eeyore to make some friends his own age. Fanshawe whines about club life, complains about online dating (“someone told me ‘Fuck off, Grandpa'”) all the while shooting gratuitous footage of youth in various states of undress and asking “Is this all there is?” If you’re a weird aging twink stalker with no friends your own age, I suppose the answer would be yes.
“The Problem with Gay Men” airs on BBC3,; in the meantime, we’ll be on production of “The Problem with Straight Men,” which explores the socially fatal interrelations of marriage-crazy-girlfriends, Snap-On Calendars and Ice Road Truckers.
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Fuck off, Grandpa!