1. What age did Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern say that homosexuals were targeting for recruitment?
2. Whose cybersex chat with Jonathan Jaxson of JJ’s Dirt was exposed in February?
a. Gene Simmons
b. Perez Hilton
c. Chace Crawford
d. Lance Bass
e. Paula Abdul
3. Pick the celebrity whose sex tape ACTUALLY surfaced, as opposed to those which were just rumored.
a. Gene Simmons
b. Linda Hunt
c. Lindsey Lohan
d. Kristen Davis
e. Perez Hilton
4. What circuit party did Gawker say “was like watching porn but we couldn’t fast forward through the boring parts”?
a. the Black Party
b. the White Party (Miami)
c. the White Party (Palm Springs)
d. Montreal’s Black and Blue Ball
e. South by Southwest
5. Jay Leno asked Ryan Phillipe to show his best gayface, he was referring to the actor’s early gay role on which soap opera?
a. All My Children
c. One Life to Live
d. General Hospital
e. The Bold and the Beautiful
6. What’s the name of the Big Brother 9 star who stars in the gay porn sitcom Dirty Tricks?
Match the television homosexual with the reality show they apppeared on this season.
7. Christian Siriano
8. Daniel Noriega
9. ‘Crazy’ James Zinkland
10. Ronnie Kroell
a. Big Brother
b. American Idol
c. Make Me A Supermodel
d. Project Runway
11. Who is this?
12. Kathy Griffin was re-banned from The View this spring for telling people that Barbara Walter’s preferred lube was:
e. Larry King’s saliva
13. What was the percentage figure that was recently cited on gay blogs as the increase in HIV cases?
14. With which N’Sync member was Gossip Girl‘s Chace Crawford
spending much quality time, resulting in heavy speculation about their
a. Lance Bass
b. JC Chasez
c. Justin Timberlake
d. Joey Fatone
e. Chris Kirkpatrik
15. Whose new single did gay site Queerty accuse of “wasting our time?”
e. Chris Crocker
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