Kris Evans

God, I Want Kris Evans To Fucking Destroy My Life

If there’s one thing that basically every gay man has in common, it’s our collective obsession with Kris Evans, his ridiculous body, and his delicious cock. I’m not exaggerating when I say that I want this man to literally rip me in two and ruin my entire fucking existence. He could punch me in the face, call my mom a dirty whore, and burn down my house and I wouldn’t even be mad about it.

Why am I bringing up this retired porn star? Well, NakedSword just added the 2018 BelAmi film Kris’ Angels to their library and after rewatching it for the first time in a long time, every feeling I’ve ever had for this muscle god has come back up to the surface.

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Kris’ Angels features four scenes of Kris getting hot and heavy with a hoard of other BelAmi hunks. He tops Nino Valens and Raphael Nyon, gets fucked by Danny Defoe, and performs a threeway with Danny and Jean-Luc Bisset.

And I just gotta say, while I love watching Kris use his meaty sword to fuck some ass, it’s so fucking hot watching him bottom. During the scene where Danny fucks him, we get to see him with his legs thrown back as he’s jacking off and his balls are bouncing up and down. I am being 100% serious when I say that this is by far one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen.

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I think since this movie was added to NakedSword last week, I’ve jacked off to it a total of… 4 times? Maybe 5. I’m not sure. To be honest, writing about Kris for this post made me ready for another round, so I’m probably going to revisit that threesome scene the second I hit publish on this article.

You can check out all four scenes from Kris’ Angels over at NakedSword right now and you can get even more Kris content over at BelAmi.

 

12 thoughts on “God, I Want Kris Evans To Fucking Destroy My Life”

  1. Weird how he became popular after he left porn. He wasn’t so popular before because fleshjack discontinued his dildo and kept Kevin’s. Kevin was the bigger star during Belami’s peak.

  2. Kris is a mega gay pornstar. In the “Kris Angels” 2 scenes are very OK., and 2 are not -for my taste! Missing the times of Kris, Dolph, Kervin, Adam, Andre, Jack, Jean Daniel, Mick. And the supposed ultimate scene with Helmut. The photoshoot wioth Hoyt was very teasing, but missing a complete scene with these 2. What about Kris and Joel?

  3. I completely miss Kris at Bel Ami. I usually don’t watch studio porn because of the staged fucking. But Kris was my exception. I’ve watched every one of his videos and came multiple times to each one. The man is my dream.

  4. Kris Evans has been passing himself off as a human. Don’t believe it. No mere mortals look like that. He’s the reincarnation of Zeus.

    1. Universal Potentate

      OMG! This is a wonderful idea. A latex ass and cock would be perfect.
      I’m lying. Perfect would be a full sized latex sex doll with working mouth & ass. This needs to get made!!!

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