Good Porn On Demand Finally Available In 30 Million Living Rooms Via FalconTV

Merry Xmas! Just in time for everyone being stuck in podunk nowhere at grandma’s house with dial-up internet and no one on Grindr, FalconTV has just launched in virtually everyone’s adult on-demand menus via cable providers nationwide.

Unlike the softcore and/or sub-par crap you’re probably used to finding in those upper channels, FalconTV plays new hardcore movies from three of the biggest names in modern porn, partner studios Falcon, Raging Stallion, and NakedSword Originals, including 2013 releases. And as of this week it’s available to the majority of American households with cable television service — if it’s not, you should call your cable provider and request it, or fill in your information here.

HD content will be launching in select markets premiering with Big Shaft Militia, starring Shawn Wolfe (promo poster below). You may know the movie as Militia, which was the title of the DVD release earlier this year, and just a month ago we were talking about Shawn’s scene with Heath Jordan.

Anyway. As soon as Mom goes to sleep on Christmas Eve, be sure to scan through those higher numbers on her cable box and see if it’s there. Assuming you’re horny and/or drunk enough to hit the Buy button knowing it will show up on her bill, you can always come up with a plausible explanation later for what “Big Shaft Militia” was about and why you had to watch it.

Oh, OK. Here’s a clip from that scene from Militia again too.



[Falcon Studios]

3 thoughts on “Good Porn On Demand Finally Available In 30 Million Living Rooms Via FalconTV”

  1. This is a great example on why Raging Stallion sucks as a gay porn studio. Years ago they got busted for fake cum shots. Now they photoshop ripped abs on Shaun Wolfe. Maybe they could have shaved his face and photoshopped his teeth!

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