I really love when porn stars put on their porn-formal finery for the ball, and then some of them just put on a t-shirt and say fuck it. It’s really a mixed bag, fashion-wise, at these awards shows because there is no dress code, and no one ever knows quite how seriously to take it.
Before we talk about the Swordie Awards and the best dressed and all that, I need you to see the evidence from the ceremony and “red carpet.” The scare quotes are just because it was a low-rent step-and-repeat in the lobby of this music venue, the Metro, in deepest Chicago, across the street from a hot dog place.
And if you missed it, here’s the list of all the winners.
To give you an idea of the setting, here is Element Eclipse wearing his look for the night and working the street before the show. Yes, he stopped traffic.
And now for the rest of the looks. I may not have caught everyone on camera, and some point the stars weren’t exactly pouring in so I went upstairs for a drink. But here you go.