Grabby Awards 2014: The Red Carpet Looks

I really love when porn stars put on their porn-formal finery for the ball, and then some of them just put on a t-shirt and say fuck it. It’s really a mixed bag, fashion-wise, at these awards shows because there is no dress code, and no one ever knows quite how seriously to take it.

Before we talk about the Swordie Awards and the best dressed and all that, I need you to see the evidence from the ceremony and “red carpet.” The scare quotes are just because it was a low-rent step-and-repeat in the lobby of this music venue, the Metro, in deepest Chicago, across the street from a hot dog place.

And if you missed it, here’s the list of all the winners.

To give you an idea of the setting, here is Element Eclipse wearing his look for the night and working the street before the show. Yes, he stopped traffic.

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And now for the rest of the looks. I may not have caught everyone on camera, and some point the stars weren’t exactly pouring in so I went upstairs for a drink. But here you go.

Ryan Rose and Diesel Washington, besties.
Ryan Rose and Diesel Washington, besties.
Tommy Defendi went casual-chic with this sleeveless number.
Tommy Defendi went casual-chic with this sleeveless number.
Brian Bonds went for old-time-gangster/stripper realness.
Brian Bonds went for old-time-gangster/stripper realness.
Boomer Banks, who is a fashion designer, designed this look himself.
Boomer Banks, who is a fashion designer, designed this look himself.
mr. Pam and Sister Roma
mr. Pam and Sister Roma
Jimmy Durano and Christian Owen
Jimmy Durano and Christian Owen
Jimmy carrying Armond Rizzo.
Jimmy carrying Armond Rizzo.
Tony Orion and Tommy Defendi
Tony Orion and Tommy Defendi
Jimmy, Chi Chi, Armond, Tony, Christian....
Jimmy, Chi Chi, Armond, Tony, Christian….
Blue Bailey didn't win anything, but he held on to Trenton Ducati's Performer of the Year award for awhile.
Blue Bailey didn’t win anything, but he held on to Trenton Ducati’s Performer of the Year award for awhile.
The CockyBoys crew: Levi Karter, Dillon Rossi, Jake Bass, and Jake Jaxson
The CockyBoys crew: Levi Karter, Dillon Rossi, Jake Bass, and Jake Jaxson
Ryan accepting his award for Best Versatile Performer.
Ryan accepting his award for Best Versatile Performer.
Here's a closeup of his bullet bracelet.
Here’s a closeup of his bullet bracelet.
Host Honey West was totally confused by this human sized dildo.
Host Honey West was totally confused by this human sized dildo.
This may have been where Boomer called Chi Chi an 'Ariel reject'.
This may have been where Boomer called Chi Chi an ‘Ariel reject’.
Wendy Ho singing 'I'll Suck Your Dick In a Public Place.'
Wendy Ho singing ‘I’ll Suck Your Dick In a Public Place.’
Hunter Page and Shawn Wolfe won Best Duo.
Hunter Page and Shawn Wolfe won Best Duo.
The Frat House Cream/NakedSword crew accepting the award for Best Movie.
The Frat House Cream/NakedSword crew accepting the award for Best Movie.
NakedSword CEO Tim Valenti and director mr. Pam were happy.
NakedSword CEO Tim Valenti and Best Director winner mr. Pam were happy.
Jason Phoenix is really fucking hot in person.
Jason Phoenix is really fucking hot in person.
Christian Owen and Jimmy Durano holding up Hot House's awards for Best Live Cam and maybe Alexander Gustavo's Hottest Bottom award.
Christian Owen and Jimmy Durano holding up Hot House’s awards for Best Live Cam and maybe Alexander Gustavo’s Hottest Bottom award.
I have no idea who this was.
I have no idea who this was. Update: It was Jesse Santana

17 thoughts on “Grabby Awards 2014: The Red Carpet Looks”

  1. I love Ryan Rose he dressed perfectly and also Trenton Ducati I think he looks handsome. Tommy’s handsome too a Toby Maguire look a like I just hope he put deodorant that night. Grabbys for gay porn award right , I just hope they wouldnt invited those not belong to the LGBT group like Dimitry Dickov. Where are the lesbians by the way?

  2. I thought Gays in general have a good sense of fashion…. maybe this crew didn’t get that gene.

  3. A lot of interesting choices here. I kind of dig Tommy Defendi’s sleevless sweater thing. Also I think it’s pretty adorable that Ryan Rose decided to dress for Thanksgiving dinner in the suburbs. Ultimately it’s not hard to tell that there are people who earn their living with their clothes off.

  4. Best dressed: Ryan Rose, Shawn Wolfe and Tommy Defendi.
    Worst dressed: Jimmy Durano.

    IMO, of course.

    1. I second that. If you’re going to wear a sparkly tuxedo jacket (must you?) then it really should fit properly.

  5. I am not saying this to be mean-spirited, but is Chi Chi unwell? He really looks bad. He’s lost too much weight from the gastric bypass surgery…his head is starting to get the Star Jones-lollipop look.

    1. It’s the price you pay for being lazy about losing weight. Gastric Bypass has always been the most unnatural way to shed those pounds. I’ve noticed that with guys it looks a bit worse facewise, kind of like your body was eating itself from the inside, hence why they have a somewhat ghoulish look. And the process doesn’t end with the weight loss either. You have to go back and get all that extra hanging skin surgically removed, if you choose to. Even after removing skin, the body still looks weirdly off. Here’s a video of what you could look like post-Gastric Bypass surgery after months of weight loss.

  6. I know this is mean spirited but aren’t these type of awards for straight/gay porn stars just a way to acknowledge who the best whores are?

  7. The guy in the last pic with the dog mask is Jesse Santana.

    They seem to throw around the term fashion designer just as easily as they do pornstar these days. That shirt is freaking hideous. I will say I loved your grey hoodie you designed Boomer.

    Did Trenton go batshit crazy with the botox just for the awards? WTF compels men of all people to do ridiculous things like this to their face? Is vanity really worth losing complete movement in the face? Dude was so fucking irresistibly sexy as hell when he first started Titan, but now he’s just all body and no face.

    And yes what a mess of outfits this is. If I had to only choose the top 3 best dressed out of these pics, they’d go to Sister Roma, Brian Bonds, and Tony Orion.

    1. It’s not surprising to see someone who makes their living in a visual industry go overboard to try to preserve their looks. The Grabby’s still come in second to the Emmy’s for sloppy botox. :p

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