The rowdy, clubby awards show may not have the journalistic imprimatur of the GayVNs, but they’ve certainly got the sex covered.
Raging Stallion’s The Drifter won Best Movie but with Raging Stallion already heavily favored to win, the contest was second to the celebration. The buzz was thus less about the winners and more about publicist Jason Curious’s bathroom breaks, the awkwardly race-baiting puppet act, Chi Chi’s newfound hotness as a man, and the Real Touch robotic sex toy. Below, a few of our favorite moments from the weekend.
10. “Well, he was 17 when he started, too.”
Brent Corrigan (above) on his similarity to Zac Efron. (pic via Craig’s Pop Life)
Erik Rhodes, when asked what he’s been up to now that he’s sober.
8. “Safe words are for retarded tops.”
Tony Buff, when asked by a randy Chi Chi for a safe word.
7. “Who is Vinnie D’Anne-Jello?”
Tony Buff, on Twitter, as a presenter mangled a litany of nominee’s names including Vinnie D’Angelo‘s.
6. “How hard could it be to kill an 80-year-old couple?”
Fabscout Talent Management owner Howard Andrew on convicted murderer (and former client) Nicolay Petrov‘s (mostly) failed attempts to kill an old Florida couple.
5. “So you’re a slut, too?”
Chi Chi’s on-stage aside to Diesel Washington‘s mother, upon learning that the man with her wasn’t Diesel’s father.
4. “You know that trannies are men, right?”
Chi Chi, in response to “straight” star Wolf Hudson‘s admission that the last person he had sex with was a tranny.
3. “Oh, it’s not like that. There’s gonna be a girl there.”
How Wolf Hudson disinvited us from the “orgy” that he was going to after Ricky Sinz‘s Grabby afterparty.
2. “We were bored.”
The reason that the 27-year-old Jarics gave for getting Botox, in an interview on the red carpet.
1. “Welcome to the new addiction.”
Ryan Raz on the porn community’s newest all-consuming Twitter habit. Later, he used the revolutionary service to broadcast “I just peed with three people at once.”
And now, a gallery, starting with a shot of Chi Chi LaRue and Honey West, on stage together at the Grabbys ceremony Saturday night for the 11th year in a row:
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All photos by Michael Stabile for The Sword.
And this next batch comes to us from Scott Tanner (become his fan on Facebook!), who took a bunch with BFF Adam Killian. But our favorite is the one of Erik Rhodes swigging Red Bull (probably mixed with G) and Cameron Marshall scrunching up his face.
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