What’s the most-used app on your phone? For many of us, it’s the yellow Facebook, aka Grindr. Of course, we also have Scruff, Sniffies, and Jack’d, but there’s nothing like the original recipe. The funny thing about Grindr, people find sex on there, sure, but also friends, boyfriends, and a whole community. Which is pretty wild when you read how horrible it can also be at the same time. Scroll on for five LOL Grindr convos that will make you laugh, cringe, or shake your head in disbelief.
You Crazy, Bro?
I have actually said this to a friend IRL. Sometimes you see someone so hot, so seemingly sweet, with all the juicy parts and you think, “What’s your damage? Why are you single?” And sometimes the answer is there’s a lot of crazy under the hood.
Major Cringe
Does that line ever work on Grindr? Who gets turned on reading that? What’s worse: princess wand to mean penis or throat hugs instead of blow jobs? Meanwhile, the other guy goes all the way in the other direction and starts out with a casual slugger. Weird convo from top to bottom.
Our Community Needs Allies
This is pretty great. The one guy clearly felt a connection and wanted to hang out again. Yet, he was rejected hard because of his dad. Many of us have had to walk tricks past roommates in our time but to have to pass parents after cumming is a whole different ballgame. And then to be referred to as the bottom of the day before the high five. No thanks.
It’s a (Hand)Job Fair
Listen, as I said earlier, people find husbands on Grindr, so why not a job? It’s hard out there and this guy is truly a hustler, trying to find work where he can. Also, I love edging as much as the next guy but who goes on Grindr for a hand job?
Say Less, Dude
Ok, the guy in blue is doing the most, but the guy in yellow also has no personality. His Grindr profile definitely has masc for masc in it. These two people are not a match, not even for a fleeting orgasm. Hopefully, the guy in blue finds someone who gets off his brand of twisted sophistication.
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Obviously, this application is full of funny and strange stories, all this arises from the ambiguity of messages that still need to be able to decipher.