Do you love eating a sexy man’s load? Prefer one-on-one fun, a bukkake, or an anonymous glory hole encounter? No matter how you like your cum play, you’re also getting a small snack along with your pleasure. It should come as no surprise that we’d eventually get a cum calculator – from Grindr, nonetheless.
Hookup app Grindr is officially hosting an interactive cum calculator to help you determine how much nutrition you’re getting from those penis-slurping sessions. You can find it on their blog here.
Of course, nobody is suggesting that you replace meals or snacks with sperm (as hot as that sounds). However, it’s a funny way of looking at your nutritional intake from those oral hookups.
NakedSword’s Spain in the Ass included an insanely hot gang bang centered around Dean Young, which ended with nine big cocks squirting in his mouth and all over his face.
According to Grindr’s interactive cum calculator, that means the Irish twunk earned around 63 calories and 4.50g protein.
Now, just imagine the macros on those Joe Gage cum compilations.
